so I don’t know what it is but McDonald’s McDouble is freaking delicious. I almost went the whole month without having one because just like crack to Pookie… they be calling my NAME!!! Well that and the sweet tea and for $2.12 that is a pretty cheap meal/snack… well meal because I know I won’t really be eating much else after UNLESS I make a pit stop at the Fresh Market and get a cupcake. this is usually my pay day treat for obvious financial reasons. but I convinced myself last week that I didn’t need a cupcake on Friday. and what did I think about all weekend?!?! A CUPCAKE FROM FRESH MARKET!!! I even went to Whole Foods and the cupcake they had there looked good but it was way too dense and unflavorful I think it was supposed to be chocolate with vanilla icing tinted pink… but the icing tasted strawberry-Y. I also bought cake mix and said to myself that I was gonna make my own cupcake but then you gotta buy the icing and you have all these extra cupcakes that gotta get eaten… why bother?!? So today because it was like 85 degrees outside, I went and got the strawberry filled white chocolate chip cupcake!! LAWD I just took another bite… SINFUL!!! and so very very good!! The way I am rocking this blouse today I need not eat another thing ALL week it is so tight. But me and Shaun T been working out… well I mean not yesterday cause I got home ate some chicken sausage 2 sips of wine and I was out!! I refer to him like we are buddies!! He is my imaginary friend like how Wendy Williams says so many people are her friends in her mind. That’s me and Shaun T!! Me and Hip Hop Abs gonna work it out!! I don’t know WHY I thought I was prepared for the Total Body burn after just 2 days I was so NOT and my body thanked me by being sore for several days. My other friends in my mind only are Kevin Hart (although I liked him on FB so we kinda are friends… ok ok in my mind!!) Ina Garten the Barefoot Contessa cause she be making some banging phD meals (meaning you have to have a phD to follow the madness in some of her recipes) and Will Ferrell because who DOE SN’T want to be his friend?!?!?
I used to joke that my job description was to push paper from one side of the desk to the other but today I REALLY feel like that!! I have actually gotten stuff done and even put some papers in a folder but it has gone from the center of my desk, to the right and now to the left!! LOL Throughout the day, week, month I say to myself Chick I aint doing that!! It can be a request from the CEO but some days I just don’t feel like it. And It can be something as minor as sending an email on someone’s behalf or as major as finding the exact article in a lease from 1985 to make a tenant responsible for something. But if I aint feeling it, it will get pushed to the bottom of the pile. And as much as I have been trying to not say everything that comes to my crazy mid, it can be so very difficult some days. But I think what needs to happen quickly is for folks to understand, when I say I'm DONE... I'm done. I don't wanna talk about it for another 10 minutes, I don't need an email recapping what was just said, i don't want 20 minutes later for you to come back to an item I had already said I was DONE with!! Once I said I am moving on... I'M DONE. Maybe I need a little fluorescent sign to be like MOVING ON!! LOL
that cheetos commercial with the 2 construction workers dancing and the cheetos cheetah being the DJ and then the 3rd construction worker coming up and saying ‘are you having a party’ and they say NO and close the door, but it’s an un finished house so the excluded dude looks through the walls and the other 2 dudes just keep dancing… funny!! I would like to close the door to some people when they walk up and are not invited into the convo and/or party… it’s rude but soooo damn funny!!
As a rule I have sworn off reality shows but last night as one eye was open and I’m still flipping through channels I land upon ‘Ink Master’ on Spike TV. I’m like HOLE UP… You mean to tell ME that people are offering up their bodies as an experiment or practice so these fools can see if they do a good tattoo on their body?!?! AND it’s permanent??? Seriously??!! So like even the hairstyle shows, if the jack up your hair you can buy a wig, or weave it up or even braid it, but a TATTOO in any way shape or form is PERMANENT!!! This probably sparked my interest because the new girl at work has a lot of tats. And while I would like to see them, she does an obvious job of trying to cover them up and I think it’s kinda rude (although I’m not sure why) to be like LET ME SEE YOUR TATS!!! Cause then you gotta say OOOWWW and AHHH they are soooo nice even if they are hideous cause you don’t wanna be mean. I had one co-worker one time (at band camp) and she wore something so I would see her stupid tat on her stupid leg. I never commented…(although I should have been like get a damn pedicure before you go shoes off your crusty feet) ummm cause it was STUPID!! And Forest Gump said stupid is as stupid does.. which was really on my mind the other day when the tweedle was talking LOUDLY and I was sitting there thinking is ya stupid or is ya CRAZY?!?!? Cause that’s what Bubba’s mama said to Forest when he was giving her all the shrimp boat money… and as you see I digress. Oh yeah tats… So the main loud mouth dude takes on a big cross and pearly gates on the back of some random black guy who siad that was what he wanted. The loud mouth dude is black also and actually the only black person on the show and said I took him cause these other folks don’t know how to work on dark skin. Now to some degree I buy that, but the way he fucked up that guys back... SMDH!!! ALLS I kjnow is my one little strawberry on my left boob that I got in the back alleys of Petersburg VA is so simple I would have let an apprentice do it. But something MAJOR. I’ma need to see your work credentials ALL of that before you go and brand me for life. And his wasn’t the only BAD one… one guy got basically a half a sleeve and it was so dark you could barely see what it was. The one I did like the judges kinda didn’t but it looked good compared to the BS that was on some of these people. And then he STILL was all loud about how good his work was and it was a shame because the other dude has to live with that tat. Hell I’ve seen better prison tats than that one...
my cat is obsessed with paper! the entire floor can be clear but If there is one pile of bills or whatever she will make her happy ass just as comfortable on the pile of paper. Even right now! She sees me trying to finish my blog for my faithful readers (I'm not sure if I'm up or down this month) and she is trying to sit on top of the pile i have next to my desk in my office. Just to be close to me :)
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