Wednesday, June 23, 2021

June is busting out all over!!

I started a new job in mid-May.  Yay me!!  The main thing we need to note here is full time hours and pay AND waaaaay better benefits.  The benefits I had at my previous part time sucked monkey balls.  They sucked so bad that I am still paying for things that were not covered that I had no way of finding out it if was or was not covered until after the fact because no one would ever pick up the phone when I called.  How the whole office always at lunch?!?!  And when I would give my card to the medical people, they would look at it and me, like, we aint neva heard of this company before EVER!  I'm excited to be learning some new things, but I'm also excited to be teaching what I know.  Oh you gon get all my years of working history and office knowledge whether you want it or not!!  LOL The other joy is that I get to work with all men AND we get to share a bathroom AND they always make it a habit to leave the toilet seat up AND they're aim is usually pretty good, but I have strategically placed disinfecting wipes all around just in case they miss which is not often (believe it or not) EXCEPT for today!!!  TODAY some nasty ass man left pee all over the toilet and the floor and I'm standing there looking and I had to literally LOL cause how the entire fuck do you miss the toilet and manage to get it all over the floor as well, proceed to put your junk away and then hopefully wash your hands and leave the bathroom?  Sir did you NOT see all of the piss?!?!  I mean even another man walking up to that should be grossed out. BUT I have to emphasize that it was just today.  Normally, there are only 4-5 of us in the office at any given time.  I had to have been one of the contractors; I'm convinced.  The other thing I am looking forward to is throwing shit away!  I do find great joy in throwing other people's stuff away.  But this stuff really does have to go cause do we really need the MSDS binders from 2008?  NO.... no we do not.  I've gotten quite a bit of junk out of my office which served as the 'junk' office for years, I'm sure.  My 1st week the IT dude was about to put an extra monitor on top of my credenza which just from how he was moving was a normal occurrence.   I said OH NO SWEETIE, this has to live somewhere else.  And he was like OH well, I have to get a cart.  THEN a cart you must get, because it can't stay here.  I think often times when things change, people don't take the time to just go through all of the things so things just stay where there are and then a manager leaves, or a worker doesn't come back or gets promoted and then unintentional hoarding occurs.  I get it!  A few jobs ago, the office manager had ordered so many paper clips, that if I wanted to, I could have started a side hustle just selling the paperclips from work AND no one would have ever missed them.  


I have HBO Max and one of the things I love is movies that I can see without having to go to the theatre even though I really do love going to the theatre but... COVID.  So most recently I've watched 'In the Heights'.  When I saw the trailer, my initial thought was OH... OK!!  They actually have some darker skinned Hispanic people... I mean not my complexion, but darker than the light skin that is normally portrayed.  Good job!!  And then I'm a musical kind of chick so I was excited that this movie was coming to the 'big' screen.  I really did enjoy the movie. Nice love story between 2 couples; nice musical numbers; singing was pretty good; dancing was AMAZING!  I'm still trying to figure out if the black guy from Straight Outta Compton was supposed to be Hispanic or regular Black... because regular American Black is indeed a thing; or maybe I should say American descendants of slaves (ADOS) which translate to Black.  I will watch it again because I know I missed a few things.  Also it was 2 hours and twenty 2 minutes!  That's a long ass running time! I am still trying to figure out if Anthony Ramos is  cute and he is... but kinda not really, but kinda sort yeah?!?!  I mean could he get it???  Probably not!!  Those teeth might give me a hysterectomy, but he's cute!  LOL The little girl who played Nina, her hair keep changing and I kept having to question if it was a wig... And OMG Dascha Polanka... I did not know Miss Orange is the New Black had so much uuuhhhh... BOOTY!!! I was like OK Sis!!! And then there's Jimmy Smits... He could have gotten it since LA Law ijs.... LOLOLOLOL  I could have used more than 5minutes of Marc Anthony. Today I watched a Broadway slime video (which means bootleg... I had to look it up LOL) of the original play and it gave a little more context for a few things.  They of course added a few things to the movie and kinda rearranged a few of the scenes but essentially the same show.  

I wrote more stuff... but this is what happens when you don't hit save : /