I am glad the one woman who I couldn’t decide if she just
had a big belly OR if she was pregnant had some balloons by her desk that said
‘It’s a girl’! I sat at my desk like
WHEW!! She is carrying very low and I just could not tell.
You ever eat someone else’s food and just know what they
coulda done to make it better? That’s me
right now. SO my team brings in
breakfast every Friday. Last Friday
someone brought in bagels and I was MAD!!
Mainly because I was SO hungry and I didn’t want a damn bagel. I came to my desk and got my wallet and went
to get some real food. So this week
someone brought in 2 casseroles. 1 was
really good the other eh… not so much but all it needed was just a little salt
and pepper and something else… like maybe an onion or GARLIC!! Yes it needed
garlic!!
Why when the window washers are doing their job I am so
mesmerized? Thank you for making the windows clean!! They
are inside today and someone is doing the top and the one who does the
bottom.
Last Sunday I decided I was gonna to be a farmer. I started with only getting 10 pavers for my
front to 16 (because it fit nicely in the basket) to 20. So now I need 10 more to complete the
front. I will probably need about 50 for
the back and I have already decided I’m not doing it. My back was not happy with me at all and
since I am over 40, I need to heed it’s warnings.
A few years back I met a guy online, decided I didn’t
like him REAL FAST, met him in person not knowing he was the same guy and then
realized it was the same douchey guy and stopped talking to him again and then
saw him again at the same supermarket and he attempted to get my number which
he already had but he’s not too bright.
So the other day I see him AGAIN at the SAME supermarket, that would be
the Weis on Security, saw him walk in and I immediately wanted to turn around
and go somewhere else which is what I really should have done. SO I get in the store grab a cart, he is
already flirting with a single mom who may not have been single but she did
have a kid and his charm was turnt up. I am on instant alert!! **SIGH** this is no way to be. I’m flying through the store!! I intended to shop because I really didn’t
have much food in the house but what I really needed was milk and bananas. I grabbed the bananas; see that onions are on
sale grab those. Walk through the meat
section and I just felt like I was being watched. I get to the milk grab it attempt to see if
yogurt was on sale but I couldn’t focus.
If he was the killer and/or zombie I would be doing a good job of
keeping away at this point. I go to the
self-check-out line. I NEVER NEVER go to
the self-check-out line, because that is why the cashier gets paid and I need
for people to have all of the jobs! But I have literally 4 items so I scan real
quick do a quick look around; have a little issue with my onions so little girl
had to come help me. He is not in sight
and I SCRAM!!! I got out of that store
too fast. I get to my car and this fool
comes sashaying behind me. ARE YOU
KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!?!?!? I have
avoided him the WHOLE time and he follows me to my car? DAMN this is where I would die if he was the
killer zombie!! He says HEY SWEETIE like we are old friends and he doesn’t
remember me I’m sure of it. I say hey, hop
in the car watching as he goes to his car with NO FOOD and make sure he is not
behind me as I get my ass home. All that
is to say I will no longer be patronizing the Weis on Security. This is HIS spot and he can have it!! His
this is to scope out the women at the supermarket which I guess might work,
well it did for me before I remembered who he was. It is kinda flattering but I’m good. Since I know that’s his game he can have the
whole store and the only reason I’m not giving up that side of Woodlawn is
cause the good Indian threading place, 2 hair places and most importantly one
of my favorite likka stows are in that area… oh and the Popeye’s and everybody
loves chicken!! The prices are not that
great. I can give up the store. My story is funny and I really am making
light, but what if he really were stalking me?
Some women really do live in fear. I didn’t mean to go dark with this
but what I know for sure is I’ll be going to the Giant!!
Today is a Spanx day but it is about to not be. I am all for foundation but I already know it
is going to be a struggle in the ladies room and I don’t feel like the fight. I made it til almost 2!!
I had wrote something else but then I just hit ‘don’t
save’ and I totally can’t remember what I wrote.
And then this past Monday...
My mom who I'm convinced like to fall (not really she has MS and dementia so I know she doesn't mean to but it has happened more often that I would like) is currently at a rehab facility on the mend. She had an appoint at the orthopedist at 11. They told me to be there by 10 to ride th van with her. I get there at about 9:30 she is eating pancakes and sausage which is a good thing because I have convinced myself she will starve if I'm not sitting there watching her eat. The thing is she has gotten very picky in her old age and if she doesn't like it, she just aint gonna eat it! I get her aid to get her ready and I go sit in the lounge are. A frantic older black man comes looking for 232. I'm sure I either said SHE or MY MOTHER will be ready in a little bit and we will come out front. This is important to note. About 10 minutes later she comes out... or rather is wheeled out so fresh and so clean!! We go to the front and the front desk person is looking like oh what's going on? This puts me on edge because even though I know there are many moving parts to this establishment, there should be a log or something that says who's who and where they need to be and who has an appointment. So she tells me to look outside for the van. No van. it's about 10:25 we still have time. An ambulance pulls up and this dude is so busy on his phone he can hardly get his lift down. He comes in looking for MR. somebody. Still no van for me and my mom. So I start to hear whispers Oh I think Julius took the wrong patient. Excuse me WHAT?!?!? So then the panic starts to set in and people are scrambling but not really doing much. I go back to the schedulers desk and she is frantic as well trying to call a Julius who is not picking up his phone. He finally does and she is yelling at him to COME BACK because you took the wrong person!!! If you could have seen my face AND taken my blood pressure they would have had to admit me somewhere because my blood was boiling!! So he FINALLY is on his way back. Scheduler lady is apologizing and I'm mad but now we are late so even if we go to the appointment, can the doctor see her? She calls the place and they have to email the doctor which sounds asinine to me but every office is different. They say come on out, and Julius comes through the door. Let me say I don't curse at people because that doesn't solve anything. What I did tell Mr. Julius is that you have inconvenienced my whole day. THIS mufucca says 'OH well when the patient was waiting HE said his daughter was going to meet him at the doctor's office.' I said WHAT?!?! SO YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR PAPER TO SEE WHO YOU WERE TAKING? You just passed me in the hall and I'm pretty sure I said MY MOTHER. SO you took a MAN who wasn't even supposed to be going with you instead of my mother?!?! My mom is in her sleepy mode so she is pretty clueless about what is going on. So he begins to apologize. it is now 11 and I am getting even more pissed. We get on the van and he continues to apologize, and at this point there is nothing I can do but be mad. I can and will accept his apology but this fool says In the name of JESUS I'm sorry!! Dude, don't go bringing in Jesus into your mess. ALL you had to do was look at your paper. So he is trying to engage in conversation, but I really don't feel like being nice to you right now so shut it on up!! Long story made even longer, we get to the place, they change her apt to 1:15 so we waited. Go into the room at about 1:05 and the doctor came in 2:30. NOT one person had any concern for my time and that took me to a level of total pisstivity!! We were finished at 3 and then JULIUS had to go to Glen Burnie so we didn't even get back until almost 5:30. My entire day was SHOT! So here are the good things: My mom got to be outside. It was a beautiful day so she hiked up her dress and let the sun hit her everywhere. The location of the doctor's office was near a little man made lake, so we both got to see orioles up close which I never had. They are a beautiful bird, all black with the orange feathers. When I went to Subway to use the ladies room a group of Jewish teens were coming in. The last little guy stopped what he was doing to make sure he held the door for me. Almost like Jesus and the leepers where you know, only 1 said thank you after he had healed them. I said to him that he was so very sweet. That small act of kindness had me all teary eyed! And then the final blow to my already delicate disposition is when I came back my mother was like are you ok? I said no that my day was shot, but she said oh well I have had a wonderful day spending it with you! So yeah even though I was mad at this 1 man and then the rest of the world for making my day so horrible, it meant everything to my mother to just be with me. That made it all worthwhile!
What's funny to me is when I post things that are randomly on my mind people must think I'm a crazy chick. Trust me when I say I don't post 1/2 the shit I really be thinking!!
