You ever had a time when you know the question that you're not even sure how to ask is about to unleash a can of worms that isn't even necessary to open!?!? I'm sitting here like I know my question is simple, but it's about to open up a lot of dumbness. So do I just ignore and wait for the thing to happen that in inevitably going to happen?? OR do I be proactive and start a good ole shit show!?!? LOL
I had the craziest dream last night. There was a hotel party and I'm not even sure what the event was nor the hotel, but we we in a lobby of sorts and mostly all the people in my family were there. You had to get your ticket verified by some random guy and I walked over to do just that. It was like around the corner. I was early so there was no line. The guy who had to verify my ticket was I guess a bartender and had these little shots of drinks, but they weren't really a shot size, less than that so they looked like samples. I asked him if they were samples and he said HELL NO! I was like OK... well how much do they cost? and he said $82 for 12 and I was like oh ok never mind (like why would I need 12?!?! both numbers I'm sure mean something but I have no idea). So then he starts pouring the shots (there was this big punch bowl that looked like caramel sauce) and I said I SAID I DIN'T WANT THE SHOTS! And he says DAMMIT! (LOL writing this is freaking hilarious). He slams down the ladle spoon and then sits down. He got some drink or whatever the hell it was on my alphet (say it out loud) and I was pissed so I go to his chair and say DUUDE, my dress!!! He shrugs and then I say, What about my ticket? and he threw my ticket on the floor and shrugs again. I am fuming at this point and kick over his chair with him in it! He is on the floor stunned and I get real bold and say YEAH!! AND WHAT?!?!? Then I walk back around the corner and meet up with my people... and that was all I remember of the dream LMBAO!!
I've had other dreams sine then but I can't remember them as vividly...
We all know that random thoughts pop into my head at any given time, it just the nature of how my brain works. So why wasn't there a black cousin in the movie Bridesmaids?!? We all know Maya Rudolph is bi-racial, and in the movie her father is very clearly black, so you mean to tell me she aint have that one cousin on her daddy's side that she coulda put in the wedding? As it is most of them are friends; I think Wendi (from Reno 911 & the Goldberg's ) played her cousin and Melissa McCarthy played the sister in-law (so she had to be a bridesmaid) were the only family representation. And I just looked to see that Judd Apatow was one of the main producers and he don't put black folks in his movies... there are several articles about this. But also to this point, he like most directors and producers use mostly the same rotation of people; but C'MON!!! She had a black cousin that was pissed she wasn't invited to be a bridesmaid! ijs (LOL)
Why can't I keep my sneakers clean? They are white and fabric and I have washed them twice. I think I will just stop buying white; that will solve that. I have been buying alot of sneakers though. And by alot I mean 3 pair; and I feel like I need one more. I work on the bottom floor and there is so much concrete. What I don't need is for my legs and back to be killed by the concrete. And as much as I like sandals and having my toes out (well in the summer) the amount of walking I have to do daily is just more conducive for sneakers.
