Just in case you were wondering... black women DO EXIST!! Last night I started watching the newest offering on the Netflix with Jamie Fox and David Alan Grier. It is majorly unfunny but honestly I wasn't expecting much. What get my panties all in a literal and proverbial bunch is WHY DID THE BLACK MOM HAVE TO DIE!?!? I mean I guess they do have the black 'auntie' and Luenelle was on the 1st episode so that's something. But, this is the same storyline as the equally unfunny show with Keenan and the other dude from SNL. The grandfather is white, so we know the black mom was biracial. And I haven't watched a whole episode of that show, but there is the black woman co-worker... so there's that. The Rock has a show too, and no black women and granted he is 1/2 black and his mother and that side of his family is Polynesian so, they have some melanin, but they are not black. I'm sick of this story line and I'm not sure why it is all of a sudden a popular trope. I know there are many single dads out there, but there are also single mothers, whole ass families and a lot of variations that Hollywood doesn't seem to promote. What's the most hilarious thing to me, is all the men I listed above have not one single black wife or partner so I guess they might not know how to write that. The Rock and Jamie fox have both been on Essence magazine and I know The Rock was asked directly about dating black women and he said something about how strong black women are, but yet I have never seen one on his arm. So just to reiterate... BLACK WOMEN EXIST! And we come in so many beautiful shapes and sizes! Not all of us are biracial with long flowy hair, although some of us are. Some of us have dark skin, and guess what, we are beautiful too!!
I just read an article about a rapper in Randallstown "Chad Focus" who stole 4 million from his company and was sentenced to federal prison. I read the article and I watched one (cause what I don't want to do is F up my algorithm) of his videos on the Youtubes which wasn't even a whole 3 minutes. And you know what? I got questions. #1 what checks and balances were not in place at his job for him to be able to run up a credit card bill that much? Like HOW SWAY!?!?! #B There is a big booty girl in said video who shakes her ass on him stripper style the entire video. I wonder how much she got paid? Did she get paid? What is the going rate for ass shaking? I wonder. And #iii at what age do you say to yourself (cause he is a whole 33 years old, not ancient, and I know you gotta hustle) you know what, I think I'm a lil too old to still tryna be a rapper?!?!? What was sad is I think he has a some mental concerns and that needs to surely be addressed. But at least he stole millions!!! Y'all know, if you ever hear about me in the 'papers' which I guess I have to change to the internets... it's going to be for BILLIONS, so at very least he didn't just nickel and dime the company. I mean, his co-workers had to take pay cuts becasue of him, BUT he went out with a bang, AND still no career.
Does a mojito count as a good Cinco de Mayo drink? Ugh.. probably not seeing as it's Cuban and not Mexican. Well Ima act like it's Mexican TAHnight!!!
