irregardless IS NOT A WORD and I'ma need for you to stop saying that before I strangle you!!
little girls always try to punk their dads but this little girl tonight at marshalls said to her dad "I am going to choose a gift and you can get it for my birthday. BUT if it's cheap you can just get it now" I mean it didn't work but that shit was HELLARIOUS!!!
my road rage is going to catch up to me one day. BIG ass trucks and their big ass drivers YOU DON'T SCARE ME!!! But if I stick out my tongue at you BEWARE... I might be following you like george costanza did the driver with the dude with the broken/casted up middle finger
so the nasty lady at panera bread pushes the designated lemon tongs to the side and reaches her fat hand into the lemon container. squeezes lemon. REACHES HER FAT NASTY HAND BACK IN to get lemon #2 THEN... OH IT GETS WORSE... shakes her now lemony hands into the lemon container where all the 'fresh' lemons are!! I was standing there GLAD I got the Mt Dew and looking at her like YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!
to the UPS driver that was kinda sweaty the other day...you were still cute as hell sweat and all. And YES i will be poking my head out of my office to say 'how YOU doin" ERR chance I get!! ***big cheesy grin**
when my cat is in the corner licking her lady parts I say 'HEY ARE YOU LICKING THAT BOOTY???' She really does NOT appreciate that in fact she rolls her eyes and usually storms off in a huff. HEY alls I'm saying if I could lick my booty I would want folks to cheer me on!!
popcorn and wine really are a good pair for a meal
it is 2011 the muscle shirt has run it's course and if you are BOLD enough to walk your corny, out of shape ass in front of me, OH YEAH I'ma say something. And it's gonna be loud ESPECIALLY if I had some wine/vodka/rum. OH AND I know your ass is corny cause cause at the event where all the raven's were supposedly 'ballin' your cheap ass gave me a dollar... I needed for you to make it rain!! LMBAO
it's a divided highway. you are not shunned to the left for all eternity!!! That's what I want to yell at ALLLLLL the drivers on 695 who have made my morning commute 5 minutes longer. but for real I'm not complaining cause the whole commute is only 20 minutes!!
to the dunkin donut dude this morning, 1 ketchup IS NOT enough. I know you are the owner/cashier but if you don't give me more for my delicious (have you tried the hash brown there THEY ARE YUMMY!!!) hash browns I AM GONNA GET OUT THE CAR and it's GON GET UGLY!! #doNOTdenyme
to the moms at the chick fil-a... its only 3 of you and 3 kids... you do NOT need 4 tables. So stop looking at me sideways when I sit at the onliest table you haven't dirtied up. OOOHHH and do the lice check AT HOME!! I do not need to know that 5 kids from billy's daycare had lice and it just occured to you to check his head. not cute OR sanitary at all.
I KNOW IT'S HOT... but calling me every 10 minutes is not going to get the HVAC contractor to your site any faster #chillout before a sista gets nasty
actually I didn't ask you to assess the mood of the current caller. if they called for me, I can handle it!! Trust me this aint my first time to the rodeo and when I finish with this fool on the phone he will be writing a letter of praise about me! I GOT THIS!!!
if your bill is $49.13 and you give me a fifty... THAT IS A BAD TIP AND you should NEVER go out to eat EVER EVER EVER again!!!
dude you ordered a cosmo, it COMES in a martini glass, stop trying act like your manly self can't drink a girly drink. that's what YOU ordered... I'm just saying
I lost all my cool points last week when I DID walk into a glass door. (a few weeks prior I stopped short of walking into the door cause I thought it was automatic) The dude on a date tried not to laugh and the chick was like what happened but, I STARTED LAUGHING cause it was hella funny!! I am in rebuilding mode now. I plan to be at a 1000 by year end.
don't show me your new sandals if you didn't bother to take your crusty feet to the nail salon to get a pedi. I threw up a little when you made me look... feet maintenance is essential
thank you for saying I did a good job... CAUSE I DID!! LOL #notmodest :)
i really don't get the # thing, but I know it's a twtitter thing and I think it makes me look cool. HEY it might help me to #rebuildmycoolpoints.com LOL
which brings me to the Braxtons and that mess of a show they have on air... to be honest I've only seen 1 whole show and only parts of others, but tamar and her husband look SOOOOO mismatched. isITlove.com OR isHEpaid.net?!?!? toni... umm your kids look like your ex, and he wasn't the cute one from Mint Condition. The 3 sisters that did the CD I actually have it and it wasn't bad at all!!! the sister that got preggers when the deal was signed.. either tell toni you WANT to sing back-up, or just let it go. Stop crying the blues about the past!!
I was done 1/2 hour ago but then thought of more stuff... BLACK PEOPLE... please Please PLEASE stop using your tee-shirt/sweatshirt, medallions, side of your car back window of you car as a memorial for someone who either was killed or died of natural causes. It's just soooo not a good look!! I have lost family for all types of reasons, but funeralizing them on a shirt is not the way to go.
ok soo... most of this is stuff I just be thinking as my day goes on. Some are too mean for FB status updates. Other stuff I'm just like WOW did you/I just say/do that?!?!? And then most times I'm just too tired of being online to post stuff or write a new blog. Even right now the girls are free and I am about to go to bed. The restaurant stuff is never ending. ACTUALLY the 9-5 stuff is too... that would be some of my 50eleven jobs. that's it, FOR NOW!!
Friday, June 10, 2011
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
random CD reviews!!
It's HERE people!! The summer edition of what to buy for you summer listening pleasures. Ok so granted I only bought 3 CD's but all are MUST HAVES! And actually I guess I missed the fall and winter, but you know me... RANDOM!!!!!!!
Let's start with Kelly Price and her aptly named CD KELLY. I love a good soulful churchy voice any day but there is truly something special about Kelly Price. What is that specialness you ask... CONTROL!!! In my opinion she doesn't over sing a song or scream or shout much like your Fantasia's or even I'ma say it Areatha's. She sings the song you get the sultriness when your supposed to, the pain when you're supposed to, the joy and every other emotion you suppose to get YOU GET!!. I was craving this CD and it delivers all the time!! The first release was 'You're not my Daddy' with that sexy lil Stokley from Mint Condition (y'all should know by now I like a man and a gap :) So I'm sure I heard it either on the Steve Harvey or Tom Joyner morning show. And as I drove up 695 I was SCREAMING Literally. LIKE OMG KELLY IS BACK!!! And then I rushed to Amazon.com only to be told I had to pre-order. Then I was like DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Cause a pre-order means them fools don't know when the CD is coming out and it may get pushed back and I aint got time for all that. Lord I can't find it and you know I'm goggling like crazy. But there was an award show and a bunch of black female artist did a tribute to I FOUND IT!!! Ok so.. Kelly was first and it gave me chills!! Actually her and Lalah were the onliest ones who did justice to the song/tribute. IN FACT since Lalah is my BFF I had a post that said That is HOW you DO IT!! Ok wait... Lalah did another tribute on another show LOL ANYWAYS... Kelly just has a tremendous amount of freaking control!! And I love her CD. Now I know she said on the back cover in her thank yous that she is still with her hubby of like forever years, but she either has some good ass writers or he really put her through some shit over the years. I do know he has a child with some other woman right when they were about to get married, and she has pretty much raised the child as her own. So my favorite song... I don't know that I have a favorite song, but 'Tired' and 'I'm Sorry' they go THERE!! You may not want to be driving as I was when listening cause I got all kinds of misty eyed. When sista gurl says she's even tired of going to church... YOU FEEL it!! 'Himaholic' sometimes you are overly invested in a man because well JUST BECAUSE!! Her voice is so perfectly matched with Stokely who by the way wears a tight ass leather shirt in the video. But it's aiight... he soo could get it LOL. She does so many nods to the women and music of the past, including Aretha and Gladys. Just so freaking Soulful. This CD is in constant rotation in the 03 Corolla!!
OK... whew
Anthony David - As Above So Below.
I don't know what he did to be less indy, but he is being played way more often on HUR and 95.9 so it's alllll good!! The first time I heard him was at (the now defunct) Jazzy Summer nights in Baltimore several years ago. First song 'YES' LEt me find that right quick. It was just him and the guitar and I was in love instantly!! Live music can do something to me. And in my seat to the left of the stage in my blue fold up chair. I think I looked around like... IS THIS FOOL SINGING TO ME!?!?!? I'm getting chills now thinking about it. SO naturally after I had to go get the CD and get it signed AND he is not hard on the eye at all!! So the love stuck LOL. So fast forward to this CD. He is just an awesome song writer. In 'Backstreet' the lyric he wrote about a gun... it's just the thing to separate your soul from your body... WHO would think to write that?? now he did a few teasers on FB 'Let me In' was the 1st song I heard followed soon after with '4evermore' with Alegebra. Which I got a lil salty cause when artist releases songs on FB that means it may get pushed back OR not released at all. But I went to a listening party and knew it would be good... well I KNEW it would be good not having gone to the listening party. I think his first CD was the purest, more him and the guitar, as the CD's progress they get a little more produced and kinda radio friendly. But he still has a great voice and this is a must have TRUST!! "GetAround' he is trying to tell the woman that he hasn't be all that faithful in past relationships, but when he says ...SHAWTY I GET AROUND!!! I love that line. If you are a recipient of my 'MIXTAPES' the title song will be on the next one. 'As Above So Below' puts me in a calm mood, so just what I need when dealing with the pilgrims (as my friend Foxxy would say LOL). And then 'Girlfriend' uuuhhh alls I got to say about that song is SEX ROBOTS!!
Now the 3rd CD in this random review is Mint Condition - uuummm because the 2 afore mentioned CD's are in constant rotation I can honestly say I have no idea if it is good or bad... BUT I will say that I am a Mint Condition fan and even though I wasn't really feeling E-Life (their last CD) and The Mint Factory is till probably my favorite CD, aw man I might hafta pull that CD out. YEAH. SOOOOOooooo we are gonna go with a 'get-it-cause-you're-a-fan' rationale for their newest CD. And we know Stokley is sexy and actually the WHOLE band looks sexy on the cover. 'I'm not you're Daddy' is on this CD too.
RUN DON'T WALK to your nearest CD store or online outlet to get these CD's!!! Here's what I looking forward to Lalah... cause she is always getting ret to come out with something. Rahsaan... cause I HOPE he is getting ret to come out with something. Ledisi, she really IS getting ret to come out with a CD. Algebra Blesset I hope she got her deal done so she can come out with something. 1 CD is not enough. Jill Scott which I wish she would do that tour agian with Eryka Badu and Queen LAtifah. I'm on Soul Tracks now. They do some good reviews. And Ke Ke Wyatt is on the front 'page'. She did a few duets with Avant back in the early 2000's. Then she stabbed her husband or something crazy.. anyway she seems to be back. Soul Bounce is another site that has some good stuff on it.
Let's start with Kelly Price and her aptly named CD KELLY. I love a good soulful churchy voice any day but there is truly something special about Kelly Price. What is that specialness you ask... CONTROL!!! In my opinion she doesn't over sing a song or scream or shout much like your Fantasia's or even I'ma say it Areatha's. She sings the song you get the sultriness when your supposed to, the pain when you're supposed to, the joy and every other emotion you suppose to get YOU GET!!. I was craving this CD and it delivers all the time!! The first release was 'You're not my Daddy' with that sexy lil Stokley from Mint Condition (y'all should know by now I like a man and a gap :) So I'm sure I heard it either on the Steve Harvey or Tom Joyner morning show. And as I drove up 695 I was SCREAMING Literally. LIKE OMG KELLY IS BACK!!! And then I rushed to Amazon.com only to be told I had to pre-order. Then I was like DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Cause a pre-order means them fools don't know when the CD is coming out and it may get pushed back and I aint got time for all that. Lord I can't find it and you know I'm goggling like crazy. But there was an award show and a bunch of black female artist did a tribute to I FOUND IT!!! Ok so.. Kelly was first and it gave me chills!! Actually her and Lalah were the onliest ones who did justice to the song/tribute. IN FACT since Lalah is my BFF I had a post that said That is HOW you DO IT!! Ok wait... Lalah did another tribute on another show LOL ANYWAYS... Kelly just has a tremendous amount of freaking control!! And I love her CD. Now I know she said on the back cover in her thank yous that she is still with her hubby of like forever years, but she either has some good ass writers or he really put her through some shit over the years. I do know he has a child with some other woman right when they were about to get married, and she has pretty much raised the child as her own. So my favorite song... I don't know that I have a favorite song, but 'Tired' and 'I'm Sorry' they go THERE!! You may not want to be driving as I was when listening cause I got all kinds of misty eyed. When sista gurl says she's even tired of going to church... YOU FEEL it!! 'Himaholic' sometimes you are overly invested in a man because well JUST BECAUSE!! Her voice is so perfectly matched with Stokely who by the way wears a tight ass leather shirt in the video. But it's aiight... he soo could get it LOL. She does so many nods to the women and music of the past, including Aretha and Gladys. Just so freaking Soulful. This CD is in constant rotation in the 03 Corolla!!
OK... whew
Anthony David - As Above So Below.
I don't know what he did to be less indy, but he is being played way more often on HUR and 95.9 so it's alllll good!! The first time I heard him was at (the now defunct) Jazzy Summer nights in Baltimore several years ago. First song 'YES' LEt me find that right quick. It was just him and the guitar and I was in love instantly!! Live music can do something to me. And in my seat to the left of the stage in my blue fold up chair. I think I looked around like... IS THIS FOOL SINGING TO ME!?!?!? I'm getting chills now thinking about it. SO naturally after I had to go get the CD and get it signed AND he is not hard on the eye at all!! So the love stuck LOL. So fast forward to this CD. He is just an awesome song writer. In 'Backstreet' the lyric he wrote about a gun... it's just the thing to separate your soul from your body... WHO would think to write that?? now he did a few teasers on FB 'Let me In' was the 1st song I heard followed soon after with '4evermore' with Alegebra. Which I got a lil salty cause when artist releases songs on FB that means it may get pushed back OR not released at all. But I went to a listening party and knew it would be good... well I KNEW it would be good not having gone to the listening party. I think his first CD was the purest, more him and the guitar, as the CD's progress they get a little more produced and kinda radio friendly. But he still has a great voice and this is a must have TRUST!! "GetAround' he is trying to tell the woman that he hasn't be all that faithful in past relationships, but when he says ...SHAWTY I GET AROUND!!! I love that line. If you are a recipient of my 'MIXTAPES' the title song will be on the next one. 'As Above So Below' puts me in a calm mood, so just what I need when dealing with the pilgrims (as my friend Foxxy would say LOL). And then 'Girlfriend' uuuhhh alls I got to say about that song is SEX ROBOTS!!
Now the 3rd CD in this random review is Mint Condition - uuummm because the 2 afore mentioned CD's are in constant rotation I can honestly say I have no idea if it is good or bad... BUT I will say that I am a Mint Condition fan and even though I wasn't really feeling E-Life (their last CD) and The Mint Factory is till probably my favorite CD, aw man I might hafta pull that CD out. YEAH. SOOOOOooooo we are gonna go with a 'get-it-cause-you're-a-fan' rationale for their newest CD. And we know Stokley is sexy and actually the WHOLE band looks sexy on the cover. 'I'm not you're Daddy' is on this CD too.
RUN DON'T WALK to your nearest CD store or online outlet to get these CD's!!! Here's what I looking forward to Lalah... cause she is always getting ret to come out with something. Rahsaan... cause I HOPE he is getting ret to come out with something. Ledisi, she really IS getting ret to come out with a CD. Algebra Blesset I hope she got her deal done so she can come out with something. 1 CD is not enough. Jill Scott which I wish she would do that tour agian with Eryka Badu and Queen LAtifah. I'm on Soul Tracks now. They do some good reviews. And Ke Ke Wyatt is on the front 'page'. She did a few duets with Avant back in the early 2000's. Then she stabbed her husband or something crazy.. anyway she seems to be back. Soul Bounce is another site that has some good stuff on it.
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