Current
It really bugs me to no end when people specifically co-workers don't know basic office stuff. LIKE.... Word, outlook, and excel HOW did you get this job not knowing the basics? And I do mean basics like changing fonts and freezing the top line. Google is your friend. And stop asking me questions before you try (I mean just fucking TRY) to figure it out yourself. And respond to my emails with an email... NOT you coming into my office and talking to me about it. I need a paper trail; 8 times out of 10, I'm going to forget the conversation. And lastly... please don't start fussing at me when I walk in the door. Allow me to sit down, hang up my coat whatever before you start yapping about fracken nackle BS that I truly don't care about.
The was from August:
This past weekend I went to a really good friend's sons wedding. I still cant fathom being old enough to have kids that are ready to get married!! I mean we all know alls I got is a cat, but my friends who have kids now have the capability to have kids. HELL some of them do. I mean 44 aint old, but it also sure aint young no mo!! LOL It was great to be with my girls get our make-up done get dressed up and just have FUN! I still need to dip my toes in somebodies beach. But this was a good lil break.
This was from September:
I haven't written in quite awhile... I thought I'd do a top ten list of random shit going through my random ass brain. Wanna hear it? Here it go:
1. You're killing me smalls!!! I said this and not one person knew what I was talking about nor where it came from. NO it's not Biggie Smalls LOL
2. I am slowly but surely cleaning my house and I mean I am throwing stuff away and organizing which is such a process for me!! I wish folks would understand organization does not come easy to everyone namely ME! But I'm getting there.
Currently thinking of the rest of the list LOL (it's now October)
3. I really do enjoy a beautiful sunrise and sunset! It takes my breath away at the majesty of God!
4. I thought Spotify knew me, but it's been giving me some bullshit playlist here lately. I'm on Pandora right now.
5. I need to do some yard work before all the leave fall off. Actually though my tree in the front of my house is usually the last in the neighborhood to turn and fall. and thank LBJ for my lawn dude who sill come and collect all of the leaves.
6. There is so much I need to do with my house. I just made a little list because I am already getting a little overwhelmed at the thought. It is always something!!
7. So let me see if I understand this... Admin day came and went and no one got NOTHING for you, but you breaking your neck to get the "boss" something for Boss's day?!?! GTFOH with that mess. I'm the boss of me so i'ma buy me a nice gift LOL The petty in me wanted so badly to say this to the tweedles in the office, but I kept quiet!!
8. We just had a fire or at least the threat of one in the building. WHY do real fire fighters never look as fine as the ones on Chicago Fire?!?! Not ever!!!
9. To all of the millenials out there NO ONE OWES YOU SHIT!!! Not nothing!! Not ONE THING!! Stop acting so freaking entitled!! So if you get the job... do what you're supposed to do and come to work and don't call out if your dog is sick. Print out your resume!! No one wants to look at your damn phone. Also, you don't know everything and that's ok. But heed my advise. I'm 44 3/4!! I know SHIT!!! LOL Listen to what I say. I be knowing!!!
10. I am tired right now and I really don't want to talk to no one else today... But I must call folks : /
