Hmmm... what to share?!?!?!
So the roommate is safely at her assisted living. And being well cared for. It occurred to me late in the year last year that I was still taking on a whole lot dealing with her. Not that that's a bad thing, but I need to live my life and do hood rat stuff with my friends!! LOL That was from that little boy a few years back that stole his mom's (or grandma's I can't remember) car. He was all of 11. Anyway...
So here lately I think men think it's ok to speak to me any kind of way!! So today I'm minding my business and a old fool comes in and says to me 'they told me to come in and get my uniform' I say... 'Well who is they?'. He grunts something at me and then I proceed to say YOU KNOW WHAT... you are acting like the 20 year olds that come in the office and I know you know better. So then he said 'Well my supervisor said come down here' AGAIN I say Well who is your supervisor?!?!? Better yet... What is your name, since answering these questions seem to be too hard? He then decided to get loud WITH ME!! WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS Y'ALL DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DOING DOWN HERE SO... and then I think I left my body for a second. UH EXCUSE ME SIR!?!? I. AM. NOT. THE. ONE. So you can sit your ashy ass down so I can help you!! Actually I didn't call his ass ashy even though I'm pretty certain it was!!! So he proceeded to try to out talk me. AND AGAIN I SAY I AM. NOT. THE. ONE!!!! NOT TODAY I'M NOT!!! Now I can handle myself, but my manager got a little flushed and said OH UUHH... I Can handle this. So then he sits (his ashy ass down) and says to her 'they told me to come down here to HR and get my uniform!' She looks at him and say's WELL who is they?!?!? He said well you know, I need to get fitted!! She says, so you don't know your size?!?!? He then mumbles something. So she handed him a uniform sheet and he filled it out I think. I ignored him after that!! And then the other day a big ole ugly guy.... ok not ugly just not as easy on the eye as I would like comes in and says real loud, WE NEED TO THIS PAPERWORK NOW!! I think my head snapped around and I said WHAT YOU WON'T DO IS RUSH ME!!! THAT' WHAT I KNOW FOR SURE!! I love saying that WHAT YOU WON'T DO!!! It's not even all that new... but I still. Anyways I think I started typing a whole lot slower!! Like this mofo is not gonna make me rush on his account. Ok so that was only 2 men but still LOL
I am very bummed right now because in the excitement of getting 2 boxes of Paparazzi jewelry the small order I placed last month just up and disappeared. But they gave me a credit so that's good I guess... I mean I wanted those specific products but my fault for not paying attention. I truly hope one of my neighbors comes and gives it to me.. NOT LIKELY at this point but it would be nice. I did score big though the other day. SO we all know by now I am have hoarding tendencies, I just do and I'm neither proud nor ashamed of it. My office has shit E V E R Y W H E R E!!! So in the process of throwing shit out there were 2 toners. They were for a printer that had been long gone. So I say well I'll take them to Staples and return them. My manager in her fit of her occasional OCD (it is more random than my blogs LOL) says NO I'M THROWING THEM AWAY!!! I was calm though I said... No I'll take them and proceed to take them out of the thrash. She then says (jokingly) IF I SEE THEM IN YOUR CAR IN 2 WEEKS, I'M BREAKING IN YOUR CAR AND THROWING THEM AWAY!!! Now I can really hold onto some things, but in this case I actually took them back. So one day the big sign reads ACCIDENT JUST PAST 17 which is my exit and traffic decided to get extra thick so I say OH i'll hop off, take these toners to the Staples and head home the back way. In my mind I'm thinking I was gonna get $20 but at most $50. So the guy says since you don't have a receipt you will get store credit. But it's staples AND I love office supplies so I really am good with that. He puts the first one to the side and I'm thinking OK COOL it was accepted in the system. He then rings up the second one and I see $202.44 on the little register and I like WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? He hands me the the store credit card thing and I'm like Sooooo... is there a time limit to use this? He said Nope! And then I was GIDDY!!! Absolutely giddy!! I only bought a little wireless mouse and then I am thinking real hard about the rest of this money. This FREE money that would have been thrown right down the toilet had I not rescued it. You also know that I have been scouring the closet for more stuff to take back!
I am getting ready to go to South Beach to celebrate a girlfriend's 50th and I AM SO EXCITED!!! I intend on having ridiculous amounts of fun!! It is going to be warm and there will be a beach and likka and my girls... What else do ya need!?!?!?
I am getting ready to go to South Beach to celebrate a girlfriend's 50th and I AM SO EXCITED!!! I intend on having ridiculous amounts of fun!! It is going to be warm and there will be a beach and likka and my girls... What else do ya need!?!?!?
