bad bosses

a new movie. And pretty darn relevant. Ever since I saw the preview i start going through my list of so many many MANY bosses. And I should probably stop right there because I have never liked the term BOSS. It sounds so antiquated so like we are back in slavery times and I have to shuck and jive to find out what da boss wants me to do next. BUT it is not that serious it's just a term meaning your ass aint in charge someone else is and whatever the orders are, you gotta do it.

SO any who... bad bosses. It's actually probably easier for me to locate the 'good' bosses, like the one who would demand I take off cause I needed some rest and not dock me for time. Or the one who would actually praise the work I'd done and let everyone know that I had done a good job. But, that is so rare. I usually like to instill a healthy dose of fear in my bosses. And that can be tricky because if they are too afraid then I become a threat. I remember one time I yelled at a boss and he kinda liked it, probably too much, in fact he said OH I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME!! But for all the jobs I have had, dominatrix is not one of them LOL although... never say never. I might need to check craig's list for that job.

I can't come up with a top list. But here are some:

There were 2 marines... um I didn't join the military for a reason. I'm not a sir yes sir kinda chick. But one who wore WAY to much cologne ... well he was short with short little arms so I know he had a napoleon complex. He liked to only hear good reports from the staff but he did NOTHING to encourage good things to happen. The other was always on a power trip, like I bet I can make you do what I say!! I mostly ignored him and that only mad him madder.

Then there was the woman who I would go to her with questions and she would reply to any questioning email to everyone on the team and have her main flunky to come a throw under me the bus. I had to exit stage left REAL fast out of that department.

LORD so many...and unfortunately most of them are women : /

The was the one who wrote me up for making a 'non-verbal' communication which was considered insubordination : I

The one who told me... i didn't need to ask question i just needed to DO THE WORK!

The one with bad teeth AND bad wigs... she was just the freaking worst!! (i guess it would be mean to say she was beauty challenged... but alas it's true). She did everything wrong LOL

Ok I need to insert something positive. uuuhhhhh..... i got nothing!!

SO i really need to go see that movie. I wonder if it will turn into a cult classic like 'Office Space'. I know I quote far too much from that movie because you have to wonder if 15 pieces of flair is really enough?!?

i'm a lil late...

What else is new! I am DVR queen and just now watching the BET Awards. So I felt it prudent to write a blog instead of doing FB updates cause folks would be like what the heck is she talkin about!!?!?

So here are my thought AS I watch cause I got pause, rewind AND fast forward

Mary J. Blige... I think she shoulda had just a few more rehearsals before she came onstage. I want to like her performance, but seeing some of the audience reaction was funny. And since she brought Anita Baker on the stage WHY does Anita here lately look like her hair appointment is the next day. It's too short and the cut is too good for it to look a mess all the damn time. She needs a stylist, not a Marshall's special.

oh I see this gon be a long few hours. I can't even get through this performance LOL. OK so my ignorant thought is I know this is a free for all but can we get some more black children in the front pit areas?!??! Are the Michael Jackson's kids???

DAMN DAMN DAMN... I only got a 1/2 hour of show. My DVR is slipping. So now I'm wondering when in the show MAry J. Blige. So I'll carry on... and then write another one when I see the whole thing

DID those fools just sit down?!?! Jada Kiss and DJ Khalid?? They did their part and sat down on the steps. And rappers well ANYONE with face tattoo's YUCK!!

meanwhile... as I go fix a plate. My kitchen is hot as hades... not sure why i needed baked jerk chicken but it's good so it was worth it

Kevin PHI Kevin LMBAO!!!! Whew... he rehearsed. Too funny. Trey Songz chest looks like a beige grey hound...

da hell is rick Ross doing?!?! He's walking his big ass around to a track and hasn't started rapping yet... oh ok its a live show, could the chick who sang the hook could she have been invited to sing live?!?!? oh good LAWD Rick unzipped his jacket. Just like Kevin Hart just said.. he needs a NO MAN!!!

ok DVR just turned the show off. Maybe it couldn't take it?!?!?

I also just saw Meet the Browns... the movie. Yes late on that one too. So was Angela Bassett's character supposed to be younger?!?! A few times she was referred to as a young mother and Angie pushin 50... so I'm confused. Cora who is Madea's daughter has 2 girls but on the TV show she doesn't. Oh and the whole set up for Madea Goes to Jail movie was sooooooo week. I did enjoy Rick Fox. He ALWAYS makes me smile. And Angela get's the house moves back to Chicago and then moves back to GA and it was redone and everyone including Jenifer Lewis' character welcomed her back. I was just like really? I was funny... the grandiddy part was hilarious. Actually most of the scenes with Brown were funny.

ok that's it...