moscow mule!!!

WHY?!?! because Oprah said so, and you know I listen to what Oprah sez... Ms WinAfrey!! So i'm sitting here thinking about my day... all in all not a bad freaking day. I did a tour of Baltimore today because of all the construction all over freaking town and I underestimated the traffic so even though I thought I gave myself an extra 15 minutes that was eaten all up in traffic. So I guess it was good that I allowed for that buffer. So I interviewed for a bartending position and I got excited when the dude opened the bar up and I saw the Frangelico. NO ONE ever had Frangelico!! I'm doing good if I got some Malibu or Amaretto... but Frangelico!! I actually went to bartending school... umm ok a 2 week certificate program.. but I really enjoyed it. I already knew some stuff and had some serving experience so for me this just enhanced what I knew. What I didn't know is that going to 'school' in the industry is kinda frowned upon. So basically they (whoever the hell they are) would rather throw you to the wolves instead of you having some basic knowledge. In fact some more seasoned bartenders I have worked with are shocked that I went to 'school' because I'm good and fast... I mean you know not to toot my own horn, but sometimes I'm the onliest one that will so TOOT TOOT!!!

I just watched Twilight and I kinda get the hype and I kinda don't. I mean talk about freaking teenage angst!! High school was a great time for me. But then again I guess I didn't have a Vampire trying to suck or not suck my blood because he was soooooo in love with me. And Robert Pattinson is alright, but that Taylor Lautner is a CUTIE PIE!! If I was 17 he could GET IT for real!! And then the onliest black dude Laurent (Edi something(he's from Kenya))... OH a chick appreciated the scene where he is walking out of the woods with the bad ass vampires with no shirt!! Yep I had to rewind that part a few times **big cheesy grin**. I mean I guess everyone has their teenage movies. For me, since I am an 80's baby all the John Hughes movies (Pretty In Pink, 16 candles, Breakfast club... I did not know he did Ferris Bueller!!! i *heart* IMDB for this new found information; cause who didn't like Ferris?!?!) and there was plenty angst, but we laughed I think a lot more than the kids today. Pretty in Pink in fact was on the other night... got the song from the end stuck in my head. I totally thought it was Thompson Twins... NOT It's OMD... 'If you leave' Yeah... I'm tripping a little. And there really weren't alot of 'black' movies so we just kinda had to insert ourselves into the white ones. Which is funny cause I just read 32 Candles by Ernessa Carter. Oh the girl gets the boy.. but damn it takes a long time. Basically the main character was pretty messed up for the Molly Ringwald movies of the 80's thinking the her life should mirror that of the movies, but does it ever?!?

We all know by now I am a Housewife of ATL fool. And I am catching myself up on season 2 on NBC. When it originally aired I had Dish Network ( I soooo hate them don't ever ever EVER go to them if you can help it) and I downgraded my packed which did not include Bravo. OH it had 20 ESPN stations that I could choose from but no freaking Bravo, so I missed the bulk of the season. So I am for the 1st time seeing the whole Sheree scence with that idiot party planner. WHO ACTS LIKE THAT?!?! I mean even if you don't agree with someone if they are paying you money to provide them a service indulge them!! That Anthony dude was a pure mess. You just can not lose you're cool like that, and really unless they didn't show what really happened, Sheree was asking regular questions, and had regular concerns so how he gon call her mama a bitch?!? 'Who gonna check me boo?!?' STILL the most hilarious thing (a close second followed by 'I like to eat chicken' by Kim's daughter). And he said to google him but clearly his team is not doing a good job of keeping the negative stuff off the Internet. There is no way in heck, hell OR hades I would hire him. There is not 1 positive thing. ANYWAYS!! So I goggle Kandi because surely 'No Scrubs' (even though she mentions it more often than I think the law should allow) was not her only song she ever wrote. She wrote this one by N'Sync - It Makes me ill. I think all writers have a sound... and if you listen real close you'll hear 'I don't want no scrubs'.... N'Sync used to be HOOOOOOOTTTT!! I still like Joey Fatone :) But so ok... she wrote more than one song and I am glad of that!! A chick gotta eat!!

The Video Vixen - ok so the other night (notice how err thang is always the other day the other night LOL) I was flipping through my premium channels that I SOOO need to cancel and happened upon a special narrated by Wendy Williams talking about that Karrin Steffins chick. I must say I had no desire to read that 1st book nor the 2nd or 3rd installment. And I know she named names. I also know we all do things we think we have to in order to survive and in her case provide for her child. But my theory is she played the game all wrong. I'm sure there are plenty of video chicks who do things that the either are proud or at the time and then some time goes by maybe not so much. And I'm positive you don't have to suck anything to make a success of yourself. BUT if that's how you gonna play your game then I mean you know do you!! I watched the Life after thing on TV One and I was scratching my head after and then this thing Kiss and Tail (great title right?!?!) and if everybody is saying the same thing... that this chick is crazy... then it just might be true!! I mean even the porn people were like SHE IS CRAZY!!. Even Bobby Brown, well at least what Darius McCrary (you know Eddie Winslow from the Urkel show) said leave that chick alone!! Ya might wanna leave that chick alone. On the few occasions I have seen her on TV she seems a little detached from reality. I just think she could have done it with way more class than she did. And what about her child.. he will suffer!!

Rocky Horror Glee Show - Can I just say that my girl Mercedes tore up Sweet Transvestite. Can you believe she was an American Idol reject?!!? Well yes... they reject alot of great talent so yes I actually CAN believe it. Ok so you know I had to youtube the original with Tim Curry I just love Glee!! I *heart* GLEE!!!

my moscow mule is wearing off...