randomization 10.14

To the little girl (she was about 2) who was getting ready to stare me down in church and then I started coughing, not to dissuade her but because I really had to cough, thank you to her older sister who turned her around to not get germs from the strange lady!

How big of a rush are you to get out of the bathroom that you leave the toilet seat liner right there in place on the seat?  I mean I have tried to get up quickly and dash out, but I always do a quick turn to make sure everything is GONE.  You are one trifling bleeped bleep bleep bleep!!!

I get it, you have an office, but if I have to listen to your iPad, then you have to listen to my random singing.  That’s just the deal!!

So after chuckling to the sign that read ‘Free At Last Bail Bonds’ because REALLY what  better name to have for that type of service? A minivan pulls up next to me as I’m eating my little Delight Jimmy Dean sandwich and the Asian woman sitting in the passenger seat  lifts her hand as if to say where is mine sent me right over the laughter edge!!

What you WON’T do man who I KNOW English is not your first language is try to out talk me on the customer service line.  What you WILL do is repeat what you just said so I can say NO again!!

I don’t normally like scary stuff but Sleepy Hollow is kinda good! I hope it makes it.  And speaking of new show I am really liking The Goldbergs, the comedy based in the 80’s, and Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. actually I was really nerding out last week when they had Nick Fury on.   I only saw 1 episode of Ironside, but Blair Underwood is really giving me what I need right now.  And I KNOW the new show with Michael Ealy will give me more!!

Pandora is giving me a nice mixed bag.  I forget my iPod so I’m listening on the Kindle.  I finally like this thing, which is good because I just finished my little flex pays on HSN LOL

Speaking of QVC (well ok not really but work with me) I bought the wrong Kind bars.  I meant to get the ones with nuts, but I got the Healthy Grains ones which are just OK, but of course I’m gonna eat them because they are already paid for and they actually do well to tide me over until the next meal.

So reading the status on the facebook, do you live with your dad?  Or does your dad live with you?  And really what is the difference?  OH yeah ummm… anyway

I was hitting the YouTube real hard last week.  This one group that I am now subscribed to, Dormtainment, did this hilarious series of those white board drawing called Porn Stories!  I am convinced guys and girls do porn so differently.  These stories consisted of them being early teens and trying to get it in before their parents caught them.  The 2^nd one was so funny I was literally in tears!!  My co-worker thought I was crying because something had happened and she was offering comfort.  When she realized I was laughing, I couldn’t even tell her why I was laughing LITERALLY out loud so hard that brought me to tears!! I don’t think I have such a story.  Oh no wait I do... LMBAO!!  Mine was a slightly more innocent.  I mean we had HBO when I was a kid.  So yeah maybe I could do one of those drawings!!