Monday, March 19, 2012

79 down/287 to go

I have so much to do today. But it’s Monday and I don’t feel like doing a THING!!! It’s actually a good thing I even made it today. I am not feeling a 100% and if my stomach has 1 more cramp, I think I might just hafta go. Yesterday I woke in plenty of time for church, but after a bowl of peanut butter cheerios (which are just OK, not freaking delish like I’d hoped they would be) I went back to sleep and slept until about 2:30. I hope whatever I have is not serious. I thought it was PMS but I really don’t know. My body just feels out of whack and now that I have paid my doctor I guess I could go to the doctors which I know should not be a reason to not go but they could be like FOOL you haven’t paid us in a year what you want us to do for you? Damn that would be so embarrassing. Here I am dying in the waiting room (ok yes that is a little overly dramatic) and they refuse me service. I should have gone to the hood and went to one of those sliding scale clinics, but those thing creep me out (just like erik LOL). I feel like I am so above clinics, but my poor butt needs to be the first in line at ALL of them for teeth and health!

WHY did the skinniest person in this office just turn the heat up to 73??? NO Wonder I’m about to pass out I’m freaking HOT!! We gave his lil ass a heater last week and I have on a sweater because in general even though it’s nice outside it can be a little chilly in the office. But I’ma need for him to use his heater and not make me about to pass out up in here!!

I power washed my sidewalk yesterday or at least made a very good attempt. At one point I turned around and my neighbor was just standing in his doorway watching me. I think he is a nice enough guy, I can’t tell if he is attractive, but sometimes him just BEING there creeps me out!! Like DUDE how long have you been standing there? And aren’t you married?!? WITH kids?!? And why are all his friend toothless older men? Why he can’t have some cute young single friends WITH TEETH?? Ok so back to power washing… I was wet from the butt down. I did an ok job but I know I need to go and redo some spots. What was bad is some of my sidewalk had places where it just puddled and now it’s clean but with mud on top which kinda defeats the purpose. I bought the power washer before I moved into the house or maybe right after I moved in. Either way I have had it for a while. And of course I have NO instructions but I don’t need no stinkin instructions! I did ok without them. Now onto the rest of the house!!

WHY do people not realize how loud their voices are? A little self monitoring goes a long way. Then again if you don’t realize it then how can you monitor yourself?!?

While I think we have a little bit of all the characters of Desperate Housewives in us I do not know why I have been identifying with Bree here lately. But let me clarify ONLY in the cooking dept; not in the going to bars and bringing a new man home every night dept. I’ve been cooking cuisine not just regular old meals then again maybe they are regular old meals BUT they taste pretty damn good to me. I guess I am feeling sad that this series is coming to a close. I think Susan has always been silly acting, but I really did’t see myself in her. Lynette has made some really bad decision here lately but I really do think her husband who know has a girlfriend is just bizarre. As a single chick I try to stare (or stair?) clear of men with kids and who are recently separated. You just never know, and as a (future) married woman I would hope all the other women out there would give my marriage a chance before claiming an unavailable man. Gabrielle is just so selfish. I know people like her and they don’t even realize how selfish they are. As for Renee I just wish I had the ends to just sit at home all day and do nothing! Well hell they all sit around all day and do nothing!! No one actually has a job hmmm. Well Bree had the catering company until she got black mailed into selling it. And Lynette did used to work at the advertising company and Susan used to illustrate kids books and used to work at her sons school. OH and the lingerie cleaning sorta porn site. Gabrielle never worked and I’m not sure who they were kidding by saying she used to be a model as short as she is but you know whudeva.

Just had an office lunch, but this time it was with a vendor so we err I didn’t get stuck talking business the whole time. It’s really interesting what you learn when you let people buy you lunch LOL

I got a flyer in the mail from my old hair stylist. She is the onliest one who could cut my hair and it looks FABULOUS!! I have been on such a ‘needs only’ basis that unfortunately my hair is not a priority and it looks it LOL I need to at least run a comb or brush through it. It’s been hit or miss (mostly miss and actually if someone gives me a compliment on my hair I always want to be like YOU TALKINAME?!?). The Dominicans do an ok job but they use soooo much heat and my delicate tresses do not need all that (cause I got Indian in my family). I have even tried a few people at the Salon suites, but the one lady who actually could have made the cut was a little too pricey (but then you get what you pay for) and the one whose prices were more reasonable she was on the phone most of the time she was doing my hair talking about how she wasn’t going to go to the Windsor to get no drinks but THEN the chick in the nearby suite came by with some wine and filled up her cup. Now I like wine just as much as the next chick (probably more) but you are NOT going to be sipping on some wine and then expect to put chemicals and cut my hair NO MA’AM!! And whatever she used was cheap, I could tell about a week later. JC Penney and Hair Cuttery type places are also just ok. I did however have this little white lady who did a pretty good job, but I could never figure out her schedule or remember her name and then the place closed down (freaking Owings Mills mall). I just need to go back to my old girl who I know will do a great job.

I am about ready to crawl under my desk and take a nap ala George Costanza. Lunch was a salad so it’s not that. But I think I might take my temperature when I go home. Something just aint right. Ah just remembering I missed taking my allegra err Wal-Fex (cause you know the store brand is just as good) I’ma pop a few Tylenols I can make it another 45 minutes.

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