sangria random...

so you know basically when I have a little vino of ANY kind my thought process goes into freakin OVERDRIVE. So bear with me friends...

where do you find a size 3x shirt with tinker bell on it? AND why would you think over 50 is an appropriate age and size (note I said 3X) to be wearing this shit? So you got up this morning.. no wait you found this shirt whenever you found it and though HEY I'M 55 AND I NEED A DAMN TINKERBELL SHIRT!!!!

why am I so freaking addicted to American Ninja Warrior?!?!? It is a bunch of crazy ass white dudes doing a bunch of crazy ass stunts so they can get a deal with K-Swiss. It is normally on G4 which is i guess an NBC affiliate because it has been on this station too... IT's like the fitness person's Wipeout. Which AGAIN is crazy ass folk (not just white dudes in this case) doing crazy ass things to get like 50k. WHEW its soooo funny. When theses people fall in the water LAWD it's funny. I don't even really need the hookie commentary is needed but that shit is funny too!!

I know I am a cornball. This is something I relish in. I know I deal with people on a level few can deal. I am my mama's child. This woman (my mother that is) would be talking to folks like they were her best friends. I used to get so embarrased as yutz (now I could go into a whole joe pesci thing with the yutz because My Cousin Vinny has be in heavy rotaiton on like USA or TNT one of them stations and for some reason the other day OH I REMEMBER WHY... someons's name was goetz and I was like whatever Leo wants Leos Gets... from onw of them LEtha Weapons) but now I am the one who talks to folks like they are my besties. I just have a connection. SO it ANNOYS me to no end when my silly ass co-workers are bothered by the needs of the folks that call when in essence that is their job!!!

COMMERICIALS... The Target with the Music teacher dude singing the list. DENIM...graphic tees leggins AND TUNICS.. more denim back packs headphones HAIR GEL... denim converse one star shoes... DENIM shaun white hoodies AND DENIM!!!! I have already made the disclaimer that I am a cornball so you know... I am okay with knowing this commericial inside and out because if your kids want to sound COOL they do indeed need to LOOK COOL!!! And then the teacher who has the hamsters CLARK!!! What the hell is Clark doing to get reprimanded?? I mean he's a hamster. But for this list (which I do not know by heart) but I do know Tape that sticks.... and Glitter... SO MUCH GLITTER!!!

Basketball Wives... I am slightly ashamed that I DVR'd the episode where the dude threw the drink in Jen's face. CLASSIC FUNNY SHIT!!! It just is hilarious to me that women that old, bicker, argue and FIGHT with each other. I am so above the drama that when anyone tries to throw it my way and bob and weave... OH AND SPEAKING OF WEAVE. there are too many naked horses. And it wouldn't even be so bad if they weren't blatant weaves. I mean go ahead make ya hair a lil longer BUT DAMN in for real life it wouldn't never had got that long. I mean in for real for real life!! And really you asked... or rather LET Al Reynolds hook you up?!? I was like that dude is just as pretty as Al so (stealing the words of Ed Lover) COME ON SON!!! COME ON... Pure Hilarity. So 'they' don't like Royce who I don't even know why she is on the show... but then again NO ONE is a wife so the show should prolly be called Basketball used to be Wives and General Hanger On'ers. Oh and she is so pressed for fame that she might be doing a porn cause really what else would Eric 'permanent knot on my head' aka ugly ass (yes I know it's mean but SO VERY True) Williams be "producing". I'm just saying. That don't smell legit to me... if it walk like a duck it prolly is a duck (bka PORN) And Suzie... yes chick you do talk to much. Meeka ummm yeah I don't even know what to say about you but when Evelyn said YA SHIT IS BOOTLEG DEN... I liked to die laughing. It was funny watching John Sally LOL at all the shenanigans on the reunion shows.

I'ma need for there to be food truck and more unique eats in the Delmarva area. I can't think about going to Toronto or British Columbia to find some good food. In fact... I want to put together an Epicurean Tour of some of the places I have seen on Food TV and Cooking V. I be watching and I INSTANTLY get hungry. I must go to Jimmy Buff's in New Jersey... then there is this Pork food truck somewhere I gotta go google it and yet another pork place in NYC... and then there is this dessert shop in NYC. AND oh yeah I need to drop 50 pounds before I even think any further about this 'trip'. I think I could sell this. Like the Kramer Experience... because after all doesn't everything relate back to Seinfeld?!!? (or Steinfeld as my mother says) LOL

One other thing I have learned from Unsung (the show in TV One showcases groups that coulda been bigger stars but kinda weren't) Don't sign away your rights!! The most recent one was The Sylvers. Now I was born in the 70's but really I am an 80's and 90's kid. My older sibling were more 70's kids which is why I knew who the heck they are. And my dad in all his technologicalness had the movie camera of us doing the HOTLINE!!! We even had a mic which I think may have gone to like the stereo or something... or maybe nothing?!? But anyways. The manager they had was getting 50%. When I heard this I was like WHAT?!?!? HOLE UP... rewind DVR... no YEP them fools said 50%. And the One with Mary Wells... the settlement she signed, signed away her royalty rights. Now I have some definite thoughts on the whole Motown machine but really?!?!? Did she just not have lawyers on her side?

I am ready to go out and buy a Rav4. LL Cool J is the spokes... err dog and is that not the coolest thing?!?!?

if you call me at 11:37 at night I'ma need for that to be a booty call!! Not my cousin checking to see if I was ok from the earthquake WHICH by the way I didn't even realize WAS an earthquake until my co-worker had told me. What had happened is I needed some jelly beans which you can't really get in August even at Easter time I had a hard time tryna find the Sunkist ones I like. And you really can only get the Jelly Belly jelly beans if you are like at the airport paying something crazy like $5.99 a pound soooooo if I want jelly beans I gotta get mike and ikes which essentially are jelly beans... so I'm at the dollar store messing around cause who wants to rush back to work. They workers were stalking the shelves and alla sudden I hear and feel a rumble and I though hmmm someone musta knocked the cart over LOL

ok it is 9:16 and I am ret to go to bed