Sometimes I work really hard at doing nothing! It occurred to me that I do care what some people think of me. NOT ALL people but some, and not even all the time, and that drives me to look busy and do stuff even when alls I want to do is stay in bed and watch TV.
I was really close to going inside of the bank and cussing the teller out who gave me a crazy look. Ok let me back up a bit.. About a year ago (maybe more maybe less) one of my banks (cause we all know I'm balling and have so much money and so many account (well I do have more accounts than I care to share, the amount of money is not so much)) Susquehanna got bought out by BB&T. I opened my account at Susquehanna when the now defunct Provident bank decided it was k to keep nickel and diming me for dumb shit. So I was a happy customer at the now defunct Susquehanna. I knew the change was coming and even my account # changed which I guess makes sense but I still can remember my old # and clearly I don't do well with change. I had a whole $50 and the bank person was like OH did you want to close your account? What I didn't know at the time is that my old account which everything was free was grandfathered in, so now BB&T is not making any money from my account. A few months passed and I deposited $200 into the account and the cashier told me that I shouldn't make any changes because I was getting free everything and that they didn't offer that with any new accounts coming on. Huh, really? Thank you sir for that info!! Recently I started selling jewelry and I decided to use this account as my 'business' account. I am not familiar with this bank. Today I go to the ATM and attempt to make a deposit. Well you need an envelope. EVERY other account I have you can just put the cash or the check right in without an envelope so then I just decide to do the drive thru. I still needed to fill out a deposit slip. The young lady give me a pen and a slip, it literally take me 2 seconds to fill out but then she start counting ALL of the money in the bank and does NOT check on me. So I tap on the window... nothing. I push the little call button twice... still nothing. SO I beep my horn. The other cashier turned around like I had wrecked her complete day. I say to the other little girl WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME CRAZY? You didn't even check on me!! It only took 2 seconds to fill out the slip. So then attitude girl I guess does the deposit and tells me that I should have just pushed the button. What I wanted to say was BITCH I DID!! What I said was...I did TWICE and neither one of you responded. Stuff like this can piss me off but i'm not gon let it mess up my good day!
I had just came from Duesenberg's and had the Marilyn Muenster which was brisket, caramelized onions and muenster cheese. LORD it was good!! I usually get breakfast food and specifically French toast when I go there but it was lunch time and everyone had sandwiches that looked awesome, so that's what I got. When I was finished this elderly fellow came and sat at the table next to me. He was flirting a bit and we both said how beautiful the day was. I threw on a big sweatshirt because I thought it was a little chillier. His wife finally came out and she commented too how nice it was and how they both wore jackets because they thought it was going to be cooler. I looked at both of them and they were not a bad looking couple. I would love to see their wedding picture because I'm convinced they were both very attractive in their day.
I'm sitting on a bench outside of the library. Mainly because it's a little too chilly inside and the sun keeps peeking through the clouds. It is a BEA-U-TI-FUL day. That's how my grandmother would say the word, emphasizing ALL of the syllables. Usually when I come to the library I have on my headphones but since I'm outside I'm doing a little people watching. So a man walks out with his long ponytail and I chuckle because he is bald in the center. I guess he is holding out as long as he possibly can. When I was inside one guy with headphones was watching what looked like The Voice or one of those kind of shows sand was getting his ever loving life!!! Then I looked up and one couple with about 5 teeth between them were researching something (I couldn't see y'all know I was looking LOL). Then another couple decided they needed to have a conversation even though he was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY down on the 1st computer and she was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up near the printer. Folks don't adhere to the silence rule I remember it used to being back in the day. OH so the other day I went to the one near my house and this was a few hours before school let out so it wasn't buzzing with kids just yet. One guy at the back table had 2 computers set up and tablet but my dude was sleep. And I don't just mean his eyes were closed, this fool was snoring like he was at home in his own bed. I sat at the back tables because it was in front of the window but then as I was unpacking my stuff I was really trying to decide if my earbuds were going to drown out his snoring. One of the librarians finally came over to see if he was ok. He was apologetic but then I think went back to sleep. So then the security guard came over and said sir, maybe you need to walk around a bit and this is when the man got indignant. The whole thing was funny. He was just trying to do his lil job! About 10 minutes later the man started packing up all his stuff and then left.
My neighbors are all horrible, but I really think what's going on is I'm ready to move. Not necessarily because of them but more because this has been the longest I have lived anywhere (well on my own). I don't want neighbors. I want a long driveway that I don't have to share with anyone and not have to be bothered with who's car is in front of my house at any given time. I'm sitting across from 2 houses that have nice driveways. This neighborhood is really nice. And you can tell they are all owned as opposed to rented and people keep up their homes very nicely. That has been one of my issues is that even though the houses are owned in my neighborhood, the kids and grandkids that are living there, probably rent free, are renters. They just do dumb and inconsiderate shit. I'm not in any position to move any time soon and I need to get a few more things fixed in the house before I can think real hard about it.
A chick just passed me with a shirt on that she is tryna pass off as a dress. REALLY GIRL? That shit is too short and I know it's a shirt!! You know what I'm truly sick of, grown ass folks leaving their house with pajamas on. It is BEYOND ridiculous! Like really cookie monster bitch? REALLY? I saw this real grown man coming out of Taco Bell once with pajamas on and I looked at him and just shook my head. You look FOOLISH!!
and now more rants...
I'm in the supermarket yesterday and the girl parked her cart right in the center and proceeded to look for whatever thee hell. EXCUSE ME MA'AM if you and your too tight scrub wearing ass don't get the hell outta my way I'ma know something!! And then she moved but then didn't say excuse me or anything, she was just being rude. You had a hard day ok fine, just get outta my way!!
Then I see a cutie looking in the meat section, but when I circled back and he was gone :( #mylife. I was trying to have my 'black people meet' moment, but alas, it was not meant to be.
WHY do people have to constantly be on their phone and specifically their blue too (LOL). I'm at the deli and the dude is having a full on convo but it's his turn. I signal for to him to go, he gets some cheese. The lil deli dude had a question but he too busy on the phone so I said SIR!!! and he's like OH ok... And I then I start mumbling you need to PAY ATTENTION!!!
At certain stores I know who's line to get in and who's line NOT to get in. Yesterday's cashier was a NOT line. She moved so very slowly and for truly no good reason. It's not like I was in a rush but she didn't know that and there was no sense of urgency. At the Giant on 40 it's the older white lady with yellow hair who has to take a sip of whatever thee hell and talk to me while she is ringing up my items. I'm all for mindless banter, but let's get me out of this store as quickly as possible. Then there is the black lady at the Shopper's also on 40 who reminds me of an old lunch lady. She will get you OUT of the store real fast so I tend to look for her when I'm in that store. There is a lady with koolaid red hair at the Price Rite but they never have enough cashier on at any given time so even though she is a NOT line, sometimes she's the only one.
OH my Lord why did that man smell so good who just passed me... COME BACK SIR!!!
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