Monday
Because I am in the mood that I am in which is NOT GREAT…
it might not be the best time to write a blog because I tend to be a little
extra mean but I have had this on my heart for a few weeks now so **clears
throat** let’s begin. You can’t have a
fucked up weave and a shitty attitude it just doesn’t work sis!! It has to be one or the other OR Good weave a
good attitude that works just fine!! Whoever stole my tangerine I probably will
never find you so I hope it was the vitamin C you needed so as not to get me
sick during this time of ERR BODY being sick.
To my neighbors who I said I hated what I should have said is I hate the
situation (which is all this icy snow) or something that sounded more PC. I mean you people across the street have
about 5 cars but yet the uncle who has a bad back and uses a cane can always be
seen walking even in this weather, and
the son who managed to only clean off his car and not even bother to see if I
needed help (well you never do so why should now be any different) and then to
your entitled caregiver who is there ALL day and thinks it’s ok to park in a
clean spot even though she didn’t clean a damn thing off… Yep even though I am
knocking on hates door… Jesus said Love thy neighbor and as the little girl who
used all the bad language on some dumb reality show, used her justification of
cursing she said Jesus said ass in the bible so… Jesus Wins!!! And then the other neighbors who look like
they are setting up a used car lot and then the other OTHA neighbors who keep
buying cars… Yeah my issue is I only have 1 car AND I’m the onliest house
without a finished driveway. And even if
I get my driveway was finished, I should still be able to park in front of my
house without this much damn grief!! I am so convince people do not read so WHY
would I expect them to read my email and do what I need for them to do? I just had a very painful meeting because
the chick just did not read the 3 emails I sent AND THEN she is asking me if I
understand like I’m the one ill prepared.
Lemme splain something to you little girl… I am prepared even when I’m
not prepared. So just because you do not
fully grasp the concept at hand does not mean I DO NOT grasp the concept. This was your document; I need for you to
explain what it is so I can help make your job easier. I already know how to do my job. THIS IS FOR YOU!!!! I’m glad no one saw me
rolling my eyes because if they had they would have seen I was thinking ‘Does
this heifer thinks I’m an idiot?’ And
don’t pass the buck! I know where and to
whom I need to go to get the information I need, so don’t pass me off thinking
you are doing me a favor. I want the
information from you which is why I set up a meeting with you. I needed a BIG woosai after that one. Note to self… don’t ask her for shit
else! Why is my ketchup being rationed
at the Wendy’s? You asked me how many I
said 5 and then still only gave me 3. So
now I gotta be like no but I need 2 more!!
I know my fry to ketchup packet ratio which is why I am glad mostly
everybody went back to the regular little packets. That little dip bowl thing that was supposed
to equal 2 (or was it 3?) always threw me off.
I never got my ratio right with those things. The also never give me enough at Dunkin
Donuts. They scream IT’S IN THE BAG… yes
but I need 2 more. If you want me to buy
the damn hash browns, I need the proper amount of ketchup. Am I really going clean off about ketchup?!?! Well it’s a necessary food item and I feel
deprived when I don’t get enough which is why I checked my frig at least 10
times this weekend and for the life of me I did not understand why there was no
ketchup in there!! As much as I want to blame my brother, because ALL the beer
went mysteriously missing went he stayed with the roommate 2 weeks ago, maybe I
really did use it up? Nah it was
him… I do have a new favorite condiment,
the sweet and spicy (almost like the sweet heat sauce from Popeye’s which turns
if you leave it in the car too long) from Trader Joes. They lure me in with the free sample and I
ALWAYS seem to buy whatever they are peddling back there. So they had this scallion pie with the sweet
spicy sauce. It was so good!! So I bought both things!
Today has been a bust.
I can’t blame it on not getting enough sleep because I did, it’s just a
case of the Mondays. And unfortunately I
am watching the clock right now… and looking at the chick whose weave needs to
be tightened : /
Tuesday
So I’m convince the chick with the f’up weave sensed her
weave was amok so she took it out and got her hur did and it looks good!! I can’t go up to her and be like I’m so glad
you took that fucked up weave out yo head… cause you know womens are sensitive
about hur and she might drop kick me!!
Wednesday
I have been on an obnoxious snack binge followed soon by
my getting my shit together binge cause I just so have to!! But the lemon Oreos that I just about ate the
entire package last night, the spicy chili Doritos that I just inhaled, the
Cheetos I inhaled the other day… I know I know… I need to do better. I HAVE to do better. We just gonna blame the hormones and the fact
that I’m over 40 and them bitches are changing.
My cravings used to just be chocolate.
Now it’s something a lil salty, something a lil spicy, still chocolate
but also everything in between. So like
there was a cake for a team that sits near me and granted I don’t even know
whose birthday it was but I STILL feel some kinda way that they didn’t cut me a
piece a of cake. Both random and
irrational! I’m only friendly with 1 of
the people on that team and he wasn’t in charge of the cake. I gotta make more work friends so I can get
ALL the cake! Because that is what life
is all about after all!!Speaking of birthdays I need to call and sing loudly
and off key to my little baby cousin who I am convinced she was born on the 20th
although every year she tells me she was born on the 25th but I was
there ( I mean I was 6) but I remember!
Her 2 older brothers and I were at our grandmother’s house for a sleep
over. Now that I think about it, why was
I there? Maybe my parents were at the
hospital too?? Or maybe I just loved her
so much between both grandmother’s I was always over 1 of their houses. And so then she made the announcement that my
aunt had a girl and I was SOOO excited!!
I was like finaFREAKINGly somebody had a girl so I don’t have to play
stupid Bruce Lee (or Bruce Live or what was the black karate dudes name?? JIM
KELLY (and yes I did just type black karate dude in Google LOL)) karate!!! And she will want to play with me unlike the
older girl cousins and the sister (LOL).
But she never really grew up (well in my mind… which I guess is the same
way the older girls treated me) until she was out of college and by then she
moved to another city. But I digress… It
is her birthday and I need to call her!!
And then general random…
So the other day a Kelly Price song came on and I, per my
usual, jammed along and attempted to sing lowly along (cause you know I’m at work
in Cube Nation) and then something occurred to me, why did I stop liking
her? Because she acted ugly on one of
those dumb reality shows? I mean do you
write someone off completely when they act a certain way which might not even
be who they really are but to get more air time and more whatever they act like
an ass? I mean why is it that ‘we’ want
to know so much about these people and then when we learn it we don’t like it
and then they get penalized? So I have
made a resolution, I am not going to support any show that does not uplift
black women, OR any women for that matter!!
I like Kelly Price A LOT and I have all of her cd’s except the Christmas
one, but my sister has that one I think.
I wrote a blog about how I was so happy she finally came out with her
new cd back in 2011 (now I just tried to find it and got lost in the randomness
that was 2011!!). So I just got her new
cd. I’m sure it’s good because her voice
is AMAZING!! SO yeah there’s that!!
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