Thursday, February 5, 2015

I got so much random on my mind... I REFUSE TO LOSE!!!

so like I wrote this a few weeks ago and clearly I suck at uploading stuff...

We already know I am not feeling this cube nation situation I am in right now.  And this is for the chick I don’t even know (cause I honestly don’t know no one over here) who talks on her phone at a volume of 8.5 outta 10 ALL THE TIME what you won’t do it give me and my co-worker a side eye when he is giving me instruction.  He speaks at a volume of .5 so he’s not being too loud so GTFOH before I snatch your bad red boxed colored hair with your kmart shoes and socks on!!
See this is what I be thinking, It’s not nice and I can’t say it out loud.  I mean I COULD but not really.  I have given a few looks to this chick and she has about no more times before she gets the wrath of RANDOM CHICK!!  And I’m pms’ing!!?  LBJ be a fence all around her!!

Selma
This is a must see.  It was a little outside of my lifetime, but it is well within my mother’s lifetime and that’s who I took.  I need for all of my nieces, nephews and little cousins to see this movie.  It is very relevant and a good representation of what was going on at that time.  People fought, marched, got hurt and killed for our rights as black folks to vote.  All of this struggle and you still had grown people (Tyler Perry was one such person…) just register to vote so that they could vote for Obama.  WHAT?!?!  How stupid is that? There are so many issues that you must weigh in on at a local level, at a state level and you and your dumb ass just wants to vote for the 1st black President?!?  I mean I guess it’s admirable, cause he won both elections (he said so in the SOTU address the other night) so now does this mean we can’t be bothered to come out to vote? And back on point, this movie lets you see what was going on, in the south where Jim Crow was in place to make it hard.  It was like there was a constitution that governed the USA, but then there were a separate set of rules that only applied below the Mason Dixon line. The whole civil rights movement was a big deal.  It was interesting to see that some people disagreed with MLK and how things were handled with the movement.  I think it showed these people as people, including the president and J. Edgar Hoover who WE KNOW was instrumental in keeping tabs on MLK and Malcolm and any person who they deemed a threat. 

Dark Girls and Light Girls
There was a documentary a few years ago called ‘Dark Girls’ and now as a follow up I guess there is one called ‘Light Girls’.  Is this still a thing?  Am I missing the point and boat?  In 2015 is this really the conversation we need to be having?  I mean I just don’t know.  I only saw a little of Dark Girls, mainly because I kept missing it and then the new one Light Girls felt like it was all over the place.  They talked about skin bleaching, which included Asian women, and then people in the Caribbean how it is there.  I am attempting to watch it now so maybe I will have more thoughts.

Empire
This is a new show on Fox.  I will start by saying I do like the show.  I am very interested to seeing how everything plays out and in general it is a good story line.  But I haz questions… First off I am still trying to get the ages of the boys together.  The baby was at least 1 or 2 when Cookie went to jail OR was he older?  The middle boy was maybe 4 or 5 and the oldest was 7 because that’s just a good round age.  So after 17 years of Cookie being in jail, Hakeem is 18/19 AND he is doing a whole lotta underage drinking… ijs.  Jamal is like 21/22 and that is about the right age for a college student.  And then the oldest is 24 which is kinda young to be all married and what not.  So there is that.  Next question WHAT THE HECK REALLY HAPPENED?  We still haven’t seen the whole story. Why did Lucious… why is his name Lucious?!?!... divorce Cookie??  And since I am on the name Lucious which is such an OLD name, I mean why his name couldn’t be Mark? Or Sam? And the language in this here show at times sounds like it is not in the present but a throwback show.  So who uses sissy these days?  To call someone it OR to refer to yourself as one is not really a now kinda thing.  When Jamal called himself a sissy I was like really?  Queen, maybe but sissy nah.  Lee Daniel you got that one wrong.  There were a few other things I can’t remember in those 1st 2 episodes BUT that 3rd episode when Lucious said ‘Don’t stand there being COUNTRY DUMB’ I almost fell out the bed.  I was like Did that fool just say Country Dumb?!?!  That was something that I felt like my very southern grandmother would say, or any of her very southern cousins would say.  COUNTRY DUMB!!  I just can’t with that one.  And then why does Lucious have a perm?  I get why Cookie still looks like she is living in the past, she been in jail!!  And why did Bunky wear that big old dookie chain?  Why was he stuck? Well he dead now, but still.

I’m watching more of this documentary and while I’m sure they did a good job, I have decided I don’t the documentary format.  It just feels like it is all over the place and then I always want more. 

 And then I wrote this this week...

Petty
I can be really petty sometimes… I mean MOST TIMES and I really have to have a conversation with myself about just how petty I can be.  It’s even bad when other join in the petty fest.  But when we both can recognize that it’s petty then it really negates the pettiness, right?  No probably not.  That Is really flawed logic right there.  But I feel like I need to put that disclaimer out there sometimes.

So you ever see someone, in this case a woman and she is so unattractive but in your mind you are fixing her up?  There is this one woman who I just get stuck on what she needs to do to look better.  Now I have no idea what she thinks of herself, but it really can’t be much.  I just want to comb her hair, I think she has a relaxer, and get it out of struggle mode. Get it cut into a nice style.  Then I want to take her to the MAC counter.  We’ll start with concealer for the blemishes, because I have seen her pick at her face, then a little foundation and then just some gloss.  I’m not talking major changes here just small ones.  I mean anyone can go crazy at the MAC counter, but a little lip gloss/lipstick aint never hurt no one.  I remember when I used to work from home, my aunt told me to get up, shower, and put on some lipstick.  I guess I was supposed to work nekkid, she didn’t say nothing about clothes LOL.  But just doing that can make a woman feel better. 

There was this guy who I initially thought was handsome and then he opened his mouth.  **loud sigh** AND it wasn't even the teeth cause that can be a major turn off.  He just sounded stupid and him trying to come off as charming was really silly and corny.  And the more he spoke the more I wanted to be like STFU!!! Just close your mouth young man!! Cause even though you are clearly older than me, you sound like a little boy.

There is this woman here who looks like an oompa loompa.  I keep trying to not stare and I actually rode the elevator with her this morning.  She’s not orange but she does have these stupid curls on the sides of her head.  I need to tapper them. Her features are just hard and I cannot figure out what she needs, you know cause I’m such an expert.

There is little boy I keep trying not to stare at cause him so pretty.  I don’t think we are on the same team and that is a horrible stereotype to think just cause he’s pretty he has to be the gay, and you know not that anything is wrong with that.  He’s also very young.  OR maybe I’m just getting older and every man looks extra young these days.  Dudes in my age range are not very appealing to me.  This is an ongoing conversation I’m having with a few girlfriends.  Do we look that good or do these men just look that bad?!?

I got my hair braided last week for this past weekend.  Even though I can get my hair together on any given day, trying to think about doing it on vacation is just too much.  And then the 1st curly fro I see I’m like AAWWW MAN… I coulda did that!!  So I got it cornrowed up into this bun thing.  It is in the vicinity of the picture I showed the lady who braided it, so that’s always good.  But I’ve been scratching up under it and it trying to pat it back down into place.  So really it’s a toupee!! She stuck a bazillion pins straight and bobby and I have been taking them out.  Slowly but surely my lil toupee is gonna fall right on off!!

Young lady, I know you wanna rock the lashes, but you have to blend them.  You can’t just go to the walgreens, slap them things on and think your good!! NO ma’am!! BLEND with some mascara… 

So if you know you are going to be like a LONG ass time in the bathroom doing lots of things you need to do of a bodily excretion nature, wouldn’t you try to find a bathroom a little further from your desk?  I mean I WOULD!!  It is pretty obvious when you go, but I ‘found’ that the bathroom in the basement is quite private and if I lock my computer and take my phone (or notebook… you know whatever works) it looks like I am actually doing work and not going to take a dump. LOL
See just PETTY!!

So I have been writing myself silly and then I think my job done turned something off so I can’t get to the blogger site.  At first they turned off anything that had a zip drive.  And they shut everything down that had an ssn… even your own.  SO I guess I need to stop trying to access the site because eI feel like my name is being pinged somewhere LOL






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