What you won’t do is tell me you are a make-up artist in training and you have a completely naked face. No ma’am… your face should be beat at ALL times!! And then for those women who don’t already wear make-up, black eyeliner and mascara might not be a good entry point. You have to ease into it. Start with a little gloss, do the neutrals and then once we get used to seeing that on you, then maybe a brown liner and mascara. And then for the woman who was wearing the exact color combination that I was going to, thank you for being a cautionary tale for me. Those colors looked horrible together although somehow I think I still could have pulled it off. And this has been your make-up minute!!
It took me years to upgrade from a futon (from college)
to a real couch. And now I have (for the
most part) a grown-up house! I have
furniture in all of the rooms. Now my
goal in life is to have a grown-up back yard.
I went to 2 cookouts this weekend and I now know what the bar is for me
to reach. Hardscaping is the way to go!
And a water feature. I intended to add
bricks or stones of some sort several years ago but I wasn’t sure what I
wanted. Now I kinda do know what I
want. I’ve done 1 level of stones in the
front and to my garden in the back but I really do want to add more. Picking up the stones at the Lowes or Home
Depot is not fun. I need to have someone
do it for me; either hire someone or go with them so they can figure out how
many are needed.
This is my favorite time of year which is evident in the
amount of clothes I have. One of my
caregivers for my mom (well and I guess for me too) was like PLEASE let me
finish washing your clothes! They have been
in the basement for 2 weeks. Of course
why should anyone have to plead with me to let them help me? So I let her! What’s bad is I really didn’t miss any of
what was in the basement. I like color
and I never really understand why people wear so much black when another option
would be yellow or turquoise. I have a lot of vibrant colors and patterns and
for the past few weeks I have gotten many comments. What even funnier is a lot of the stuff is
from QVC and HSN. And on that note since
my contract is coming to a close I need to go on a spending fast. NOPE I don’t need that pair of shoes, or that
dress. I mean I might WANT it but I need to be on a needs only basis.
What bugs the hell outta me is being with people who
can’t seem to ever put their phone down, but the second you text them you don’t
hear from them for hours. Like REALLY
chick... or dude??!?
You know what else I don’t like busy bodies!! Those mostly women (but men can be busy
bodies too) who know everything about everything and let you know they know
just in case you didn’t know they knew.
Yep I got it, you KNOW IT ALL!! Except they don’t. They are usually misinformed and then look
simple when giving out the info that only they know!
We had cake today and I don’t know what it is but I don’t
like it. It had some sort of custard on
in. I am such a plain jane when it comes
to cake, just give me a nice vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
What you ALSO won’t do is be in the left lane while I’m
in the right, make the turn and then try to get all up in my lane!! NO ma’am sir!! Don’t underestimate this lil
03 Corolla or the chick driving cause she might jump out and beat the shit
outta you! I mean she won’t, but she
says she will all the time!! LOL This big ass white pick-up decided that was
how he was living his life yesterday and this chick wasn’t having it! I blowed my horn and held my own like NO
YOUSTAY OVER THERE!!
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