So they have been hitting all things Jewish really hard
at the assisted living in the good Pikesville MD. I don’t know why but Hava Nagila gets the
roommate going. She has been known to throw her hand in the air and wave it
like she just don’t care!
I swear to all that is holy and good that folks feel like
they can say any ole thing online and in the comments section and not give a
second thought to it being mean, hurtful or unkind. I mean really?!?! I know people use online as a way to hide,
but not me. If I say it online please
believe I’ll say it to your face!
The other day I came home to a huge pile of dog sh… POO
in my yard. As much as I wanted to blame
my neighbor that has a dog, it’s a little dog and this was BIG pile o poo. So this morning it took me forever to get
myself together and when I opened the door to walk out I see a man and Benny
the bulldog (LOL) but he has him on a leash so even though I side eye them both
I don’t harass them. Then up the street
I see the crazy ass black dog. Now this
fool has run himself in the middle of the street and the car thankfully stopped
so the silly owner could come get him.
The dude with the bulldog has stopped walking too because he doesn’t
know what this dog is going to do. The
black dog looked playful but you just never know. This while my neighbor across the street has
2 big trucks coming in and out of his driveway because he is getting some tree
work done and I’m standing there fussing at one truck for driving the wrong way
up my one way street and watching the silly owner and black dog (he just HAD to
be black). I noted the house but since I
already cleaned up the mess I couldn’t point to it and fuss, BUT I KNOW it was
that damn dog!!! It’s probably the same
dog I told to go home… no wait that dog was a pit bull and when I yelled at
him, he went home (LOL). I bought
something from PetSmart with pepper and citronella as a deterrent. I’m not trying to hurt nobody’s dog I just
don’t want them to poop in my yard.
On Iyanla Fix my life she had a man who had 34 children
with 17 women. And I thought about
myself and immediately knew that could not be me. I can’t even date someone
with too many kids. I remember 2 guys both
were handsome in their own way. One had
4 kids, well 5 but he counted the set of twins as 1 which even when he said
that my libido just went down to the ground.
Oh wait, this was the same fool that did naked push-ups LMAO Anther
story for another day… The other had 4 kids 4 baby mothers and I just kept
thinking my baby can’t be #5 NOR can I be baby mama #5. Not that I wanted to have kids or kid with
either of them but as a childless single chick it’s something I think about.
His deal was 1 kid he just found out was his; 1 was in Nebraska (yeah I know
Nebraska??!) and 2 were in Baltimore; 1 with his sister’s best friend the other
with some random woman. BLANK
STARE!! Yeah he had already too much
drama. So then I’m seeing the promos for
this show and I still do not know how you get caught up in mess like that
unless you just want to. He must have
been spitting and/or slanging some high end shiznit to have that many women. I mean who dates their friend’s man? AND has a kid with him!?? And then you still stay with him and have a
few kids with him. And that’s only 2 of
them!! I would have loved if she had ALL
of them and as many kids as she could fit in like an auditorium or
something. And I get why the older kids
were like just forget it! We don’t need you now!! It’s a bad situation all the way around. And them damn baby dolls!!!! That was thee most hilarious thing Iyanla has
done.
I am having a rough morning as I laugh at myself. So I left my coffee in the cafeteria and got
a side eye glance from the dude in the bagel line as I walk right to the front
to grab my mug. I get to my desk proceed
to drink and wonder why my dress is wet, OH that would be from the hole in the
insulated mug/cup thing. Why a hole,
well that would be because I did a
horrible packing job when I attempted to pack them in the bag I just purchased
on the cruise to carry all the crap I bought on the various islands. SO it had a handle which broke and I tried to
repair it, but I stuck it in the dishwasher and the glue melted off (imagine
that). Now it’s just a hole. And I keep sticking it in the dishwasher and
that part keeps getting filled with water which is why my dress is now
wet! Thankfully it is of a polyester
variety so it will dry quickly. And of
course I now also have a coffee scented keyboard!! Oh the joys of being me…
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