It truly tickles me when folks say YOU FORGOT TO ADD THIS
TO THE BLOG!!! And then I’m like did you really want my spin on it cause maybe
you don’t… OR maybe you do?!?!? SO it is
wedding/prom/graduation season. I
haven’t been to a wedding but I have been to a graduation and a prom send
off. I went all the way to ATL to see
my nephew #2 graduate from Georgia State University. I did a kinda sorta
embarrassing pic on the Facebook mainly because I am so proud of him. One of the things I said was that it was
expected and it was! Graduating from
high school and then going to college was always expected in my household. I don’t even know if I knew there was a
choice. It got to a point when I was
really indecisive that my mom was like if I didn’t decide I had to go to Pitt
(University of Pittsburgh) which in retrospect I still would have had to apply,
but I felt like she knew the right people that I could have just went. She also said if I didn’t go to college I
would have to work at Giant Eagle. All I could envision was working in the deli
shaving up chipped ham LOL I am glad
that my oldest 2 nephews have degrees. Now I’m not sure what is going to happen
with my nieces because they live different lives were I’m not sure if education
is an expectation. I want them to finish
high school and go to college and I want them to be AKA’s (my sorority) and I
want them to know there is a big world out there. But they might not have that same expectation
that I had. The 16 yr old, I need for
him to GET IT and finish high school and he will go somewhere most likely on an
athletic scholarship. And the god
babies… well they have no choice either.
Onto the proms… So we have seen all the pics on Facebook and Instagram
maybe even the twitter. One of my
girlfriends has a son who is about to graduate so he of course he went to the
prom. She decided to do have food and
drinks at her house. This mofo (my
friend not her son) did not have a wine opener in her whole ENTIRE HOUSE!!! I
don’t know how she lives her life day to day with only an electric wine opener
that decided not to work when she had a house full of people who were demanding
wine, but she does. The good thing is I
live literally about 5-7 minutes from her and got one for her to HAVE. I mean the wineaux that I am I usually carry
a wine key with me at all time cause you know just like condoms, you never know
when wine might come up. Did I just
compare wine to sex?!?! hmmm… YES!!!! I
remember my wine key getting confiscated at the TSA one time when I was
travelling a lot for work and I mean I get it, it did have a knife on it and I
could have hijacked the plane and no one wants that. So yeah…
other than that her son was handsome, he did a black on black and his
date did black and white with the pink hair which on her looked
appropriate. A 50 yr old maybe not so
much but then again she had a girlfriend from high school who had bright red
hair but it looked good on her. I don’t
know some people can pull off the crazy colors better than others and not even
crazy. Everyone can’t pull off blond
and/or red based on their skin color and tone.
I have digressed so much. LOL
This past weekend was my family reunion in sunny
Cleveland!! As always I had a great time!
And not to embarrass him but my brother was having several emotional
moments. At one point it was like WTF
are you crying about now?!?!? He and another cousin just had to talk out things
that men sometimes just don’t on a regular basis and it was cleansing. It’s just good to see everyone the older
family members who are still looking good and the babies who just got here!
I just brushed my teeth but I missed my tongue so it
really feels like I need to go redo it.
Plus I really hate brushing my teeth in the same bathroom that someone
is pooping in a stall near me. Life
would be so much better if I had my own personal bathroom. And it will happen when I start ChickiCo!
I Binged (the same as googling) my name. It is funny and scary at the same the
information that popped up. Nothing too
crazy but if I had a stalker they might actually be able to find me. Thankfully only one picture… Hmmm my
curiosity got the better of me I just goggled and more pics popped up : O so
yeah be careful what you like on all the social medias. WOW!!
Why do men become 100% more attractive when you find out
they have a girl/wife!?!? I’m not that
chick to be dating married men (well you know not ON PURPOSE… I mean it has happened
kinda sorta on accident… don’t judge me LOL).
They also become more of appeal when you know they don’t want you no mo
which works both ways. I am moving on
and he is professing his undying love. **LOUD SIGH**
It is Capital Jazz fest this weekend. Tonight is King, En
Vogue, and New Edition… I’m cueing up some King now!! Tomorrow is Lalah and
Erro… hmm I wonder if they will do their duet together?? I wonder if the rain
will go ahead and stop being a bitch and just let the sun come on out?!?! I
wonder where my plastic wine pouch is? And I wonder if the little boys they
hire for this big event will chill out and let me slip my libations in without
too much hassle? I wonder if there will
be any available cuties there? I know
they exist. Single men are not unicorns!!
EWWW… I wonder if the dude from the concert a few weeks ago will be
there?? I wonder if I talked to him if the cellulite girl would have got
made? I wonder why I act like I aint got
cellulite?? LOL ACTUALLY though I am
pretty tight except for those few annoying dimples. My booty don’t jiggle. I wonder if that is the problem? But the booty don’t lie. I wonder if I will get any work done today? I wonder if I shoulda stayed my booty home
and pretended to work? I wonder what the heck I’ma wear tonight? AND tomorrow… what I’m gon wear? I wonder if
I am hitting the right note as I sing along with King? Prolly not!!!
LOL
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