So per ALWAYS chatting in the loo is an unwritten rule of
mine. And I think because its unwritten
people take all the liberties and just be talking to me cause they just don’t
know. So I’m in the stall doing my thing and the lady next to me says ‘OH YOUR TOENAILS
ARE SO PRETTY! I really need to go get a pedicure myself and that is the color
I want!’ I was so flabbergasted and if you could have seen the look on my face,
I was DONE! No really, everything
stopped I said a weak thanks and high tailed it outta there. Then I looked at myself in the mirror and
just shook my head. REALLY?? What we are not gon do is have a
conversation while I am in the freaking stall!!
This whole speculation behind what Solange, Jay Z, and
Beyoncé said and did is a bit much. We
have all seen the footage and my girl Solange was indeed out for blood in the
elevator. I suspect we will never truly
know what happened because they keep things like this real tight and quite. But what I will say is that I am a younger
sister and I have dared on more than one occasion for a man of any importance
to try it with my sister. The last guy I
said it to laughed and then saw my face when I said I WILL HURT YOU and then
did a little nervous giggle. I still
have it out for him and he don’t even know it!!
And Solange is not ratchet or ghetto she is just a sister. What no one is saying is it looks like she is
fussing at Beyoncé as well as Jay. So
they both did something that was outta pocket and Solange was fixin to handle
it Miss Pope style!! What’s messed up is nothing we say or do is truly private;
it’s just that what I say or do no one really cares. No one is gonna leak no video footage of
me. So that’s what I have to say about
that. OH wait and Julius kinda coulda
did a better job. I mean I know he was
protecting Bey! Lawd I hope the Beygency
don’t come for my edges!! LOL
I wish my cat was as gangster as the one who attacked the
dog that was attacking the little boy.
But alas Paisley is so not!!
Why do you need to go in the office right outside of my
little cube?!? Do I need to remind you
that there are 100 others you can choose from?!?! Ijs The shit is so annoying
Lady I am not trying to get in front of you. The cash register dude is already checking
you out. WHY do you feel the need to get
all up in my face?!? I’m not the one!!
I have literally been on edge quite a bit here
lately. WELL hell, always!! But my brain is on 100 and I will be glad when
this month is over. I know I’ve said I need
to stop anticipating things to be over and just enjoy the present but it’s just
so much on my plate and I’s tired and the break that is coming up is what I
need!
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