So today I decided to go to the
cafeteria because I was craving French fries.
Not something I usually indulge in but they actually don’t mess up the
fries so I went for it. Added a little
old bay which is 1 of a very few things that makes me a Baltimorean, because as
we all know I am a Pittsburgher at heart for always and forever! So on this day they are doing a health
fair. As a lowly contractor none of
these services are for me, but I saw the green and red Aetna bags and I had to
do a lot of inner self talk to try and talk myself out of it. After I inhaled my fries and wings I did a
quick once over of the room. Well
immediately I saw a table with the little mini candies. I can’t even tell you what they were pushing
at that table because all I wanted was the candy. And then I spotted mints, but this time the
overly hyped fitness center guy also gave me a coupon for free work outs for 2
weeks. I didn’t have the heart to tell
him I was a contractor so I took the coupon and some mints. I then decided to see what other goodies the
tables had. I have been on all points of this ‘giveaway’ spectrum. I have been the person who orders all of the
stuff for potential clients and members.
I have organized closets of said stuff ordered by others because they
forgot what they ordered and really how many golf towels does one ever really
need. I have been on the receiving end
and I still contend that technical job fairs give the best stuff! And now I am on the compliance end where I
track what was ordered, who it was given to and why. So I know the game people… I know it! And no matter how many festivals, fairs, or
whatevers I go to, if they have a bag, I want it!! I don’t need it and, it is usually flimsy but
I still want it. I can talk myself out
of pens and pencils, but I have not yet been able to talk myself out a free
bag. At the Essence festival this past
July I stood in countless lines to get a free bag. I am a self-proclaimed free bag whore!! I’m also not shy about asking for a free
bag. I signed up for my IRA and they had
these insulated slightly bigger and a lunch bag, bag and I asked the lady at
the front What do I have to do to get one of these bags? And she said well how many do you want?!? She
gave me 3. I worked at an association
that was about to throw away their conference bags because the mostly men
doctors thought they were too feminine.
I tapped up those boxes and took them for a family reunion I had that
year. Talk about a perk!! I closed an
office because they were moving to Florida (I have quite literally worked
EVERYWHERE) and there were random bags
around the office and I think I took just about all of them! At a wine festival as I chatted with a group
that had VIP entrance I said well all I want is that wine bag and one of the
ladies took her stuff out of the bag and gave it to me. So yeah writing all of this down I should be
ashamed, but I’m so not!! Sorority
bags?!? Forget about it! Sometimes I
sign up for conferences just to get the bag! I still want the shiny bag they
had at last year’s National Founders day, but I haven’t found the right soror
who I know has more stuff than she knows what to do with AND is willing to give
it to me. I have a soror cousin who
happened upon some bags (LOL) and I was the recipient AND I didn’t even have to
go to that conference!! I am still
trying to find the person here where I work who has the key to the computer
bags that I see a few people have. Today
I am the proud owner of a bright yellow/green Aetna backpack! I almost made it out of the cafeteria but I
looked at and it’s not because I needed it, I just wanted it!
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