ranty mood...

For about 90% out of the day if someone is not standing directly at my desk, my headphones (well earbuds) are in.  I’m listening to music (and most likely singing along all off key), or a good podcast. Stop talking to me!!! I can’t fucking hear you!!!  SO now you have said nothing but I have either pulled one of the buds out of my ear only for you to say OH hey! STOP insisting on talking to me just cause I looked at you!

I sit near an island (it has the copier and drawers for supplies and what nots) in my cube village and this is the place left over shit gets put.  I have some flat coke and diet coke and ice tea that tastes really off.  SO who is going to throw is away? ME!! I am the one who it’s going to bother the most.  I sit across from a man and it won’t occur to him. And the only other person that it might bother has put boxes in the island that used to have citrus in them which I still don’t understand what we are holding onto those boxes for so I think I will spend about a ½ throwing all of this away.

I’m in a ranty mood for really no good reason.  Its Friday I am in need of a nap because I ate the chicken from the good America’s Best.  But I really could use a nap midday everyday which is why I really need to move my ass to Spain or whatever country has a nap in the middle of the day because THAT is how I want to live my life!! And I’m also very cussy!! I just got a lot of shit to say!

Where and why do you purchase pink patent leather pumps? So you go to the store SEE the shoes decide you need then in your life.  You buy or have a dress that you think the shoes will work so you put on black thick (but not tights) panty hose and rock that shit at work!!  NOW… we all know I’m random and I think about things waaaaaaay to much.  I see this person in the stall in the bathroom; or rather I see the pink patent leather pumps and the black hose and I start moving slow because I want to see the person who put this combination together, but she is doing her thing and she aint moving fast.  AND THEN I SEE HER with this hideous dress and those damn pumps and I fight the urge to scream out WHY!?!?!?!?  I give a lot of people names and when I saw her a few months ago I said OMG she looks like Tina Belcher. I hear you collectively saying WHO the hell is Tina Belcher?  Well friends she is the oldest daughter on Bob’s Burgers which is an animated show on Fox that is freaking hilarious.  She is voiced by man and she is 13 and you really have to watch the show to fully get why it’s funny.  Or NOT cause I have a specific weird nerd kinda humor. 

Now I have been on this team for going on three years as a contractor, my birthday has already passed but you are just now asking me for my birth date so the team can celebrate!?!? GTFOH!!! Nope that’s ok… you don’t have to do shit for me!!  I have actual friends and family who care about me.  We don’t have to do a fake celebration in my honor 2 or 3 months after the fact.  GET OUTTA MY FACE WITH YOU INSINCERE FAKE TEETH HAVING SELF!! **blank stare**